"Hey if we're shouting out names and changeling folks that will never return... Sid Feder! Where are you buddy? Oh wait, I got another... Ricky Raider! Oooo... even more. Mr. XWF! Gator! Scorpio! Hysteria! Kinwrathi! Future Legend Jordi! Mr. Natural! Unknown Soldier! Jessie Diaz! Jim Hickbilly! Guy Toadie! Clyde Baker! Wow. So many names. Way Impressed. Totally enthused. Wow."


"Sorry babe. I can't help myself sometimes. Maybe you should just fight Mastermind? Perchance management can rustle up Luca Arzegotti? He hasn't lost a fight in awhile. I'm sure he could use the cash. It's about time for him to wander on in from the desert anyway. Luca... you out there pal?"

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM