Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
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The 'cool' kliq fans
(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
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05-28-2019, 08:41 AM
A pigeon circles overhead. But not just any run-of-the-mill Tri-State inbred rat with wings, of course, but a bonafide purebred carrier pigeon of a particular Maine stock which can be traced back through a perfect lineage of many generations. It's feathers are of a snowy white, its dark eyes have a shine of unnatural intelligence, and a tiny red jewel in the shape of a firebird with its wings spread lays upon its forehead. It circles the scene before it for a few laps, testing the air, and then drops the tiny letter attached to its foot so that it can fall into the hands of its recipient. It then speeds away back home to the fresh air of Maine and away from the smelly, stinky, stanky recipient of its charge.
The writing upon the paper, which is of a strong stock made from birch trees known to grow under the tender hands of dedicated woodsmen in a particular region in Maine off the Penebscot River, is in red ink, laid down with a fine, and instantly recognizable, hand:
Dear Sam "Boston Bruiser" Tolson,
Only, like, three people in all of XWF get that reference, but once they realize how you consistently conduct yourself when falling short in your aspirations, I am sure they are laughing their asses off.
With warm regards,
The Queen of the Ring
The Queen of Anarchy
The MVP of War Games
The Mother of Pigeons
Founder of the 5'2" Mafia
Mean Girl Overlord
The Revolution
The Red and Black
-S.S.G-L
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