“my bad”

going 5 over is a ‘my bad,’ shitting a little when you fart is a ‘my bad’

this is deliberate and you fucking know it. you know your head is on the chopping block because your poorly produced handful of liquid shit is undeserving of the distinction of being the XWF’s flagship show. and how do you plan to fix that? you stick the first ever universal champion in a match with the most controversial universal champion.

you want me to fight Assrabies or whatever that space fuck’s name is? fine, but you’ve gotta offer up a whole lot more than a cakewalk match with tony fuckin’ santos

G-rated XWF megastar.