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[you] is a weak bitch who can’t beat Kuda.
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Zane Norrison Offline
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05-12-2019, 06:49 PM

(05-12-2019, 06:20 PM)jbrodeur02886 Said: Zombody doesn't know when to shut the hell up! You call yourself a zombie...more like the walking dread, as in every single person in the XWF dreads to hear you speak because we all know it's going to be some 12-year-old cosplay bullshit. Although, like a zombie, I am sure you're on the lookout for brains because there's obviously no intelligence involved in what you're doing. Also, like a zombie, your promos reek of a lack of creativity. Next time, I'm not going to drop the ball. You want to pretend to be a zombie, I'll make sure I focus on a good headshot with whatever weapon I can get my hand on. Maybe then, the XWF can be spared from your lame ass work and we can out your character to rest for the remainder of the rest of our lives.

"Did you not see the last edition of Savage? Yes? No? Maybe so? So you think I'm pretending, this is all an act? Okay. You go on believing as you will. It's your right to be wrong. Atticus Black, famed and beloved general manager of Savage mentioned a shot, for those that get bit cause I'm cosplaying as a pretend zombie. Meanwhile, it's totally plausible for the new guy, that hasn't even been in a match yet and doesn't know anyone in the federation, to somehow be the voice of the people."


"Suuuure... that's believable."


"Hey fatty, don't you have a Weight Watchers meeting to get too. Not that it's helping. Quick question, when was the last time you were able to see your own cock? How long has it been? 10... 12 years now? Eh, what does it matter, it's not like it gets used. I'm an undead abomination and I bet I get ten times the action that you do. Awww... sad face. No worries though. I'm sure you can fix the sorrow with a box of Twinkies... or twelve."

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re:[you] is a weak bitch who can’t beat Kuda. - by Zane Norrison - 05-12-2019, 06:49 PM



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