Ho'kay. It has come to my attention Management has not instated a mandate that all talent here have Twitter accounts per my last email sent to them from a basic smart phone.

As such, primates, behold what us people actually do, much like cooking meals, brushing our teeth, and wearing pants.

Robbie winks from behind his mask. The camera zooms back to show he is still in his wrestling gear, which I guess are technically indeed pants.

The screen does a soft wipe to show Robbie winking again, and his meaty paw holds up a toothbrush to his mouth and start brushing, both animating his point that he is in fact people and promoting healthy dental hygiene habits.

The screen does another soft wipe to show Robbie winking again, and the camera zooms out to show him putting a banana in the microwave, animating his point that he cooks his food like people. He sets the timer for 30 seconds and presses start, giving a thumbs up. The banana explodes within the microwave.

The screen does one last soft wipe to show Robbie smiling in his original place, some location somewhere.

Since most of you aren't privvy, here is where Scully both admitted to following a notorious public pervert on Twitter but also referred to a bowl of piss as refreshing, and even the lowest of knuckledragging cave dwellers refuses to drink urine.