well alright now! welcome to bad trash talkers anonymous, and by being here and admitting that you are addicted to subpar trash talk you’ve taken the very first step! so proud of you

*claps*

next we need to get you to believe that you can recover. i know it can feel dark and lonely in these big ol’ halls when youre not a championship caliber prospect, but you need to learn that just because you’ll never become a universal champion that you can still be good at your job! and we’ll get you there! by the end of this you’ll be standing shoulder-to-shoulder with guys like BWP, EDWARD, and if you try extra extra hard, well maybe you’ll be just as good as Ned Kaye.

G-rated XWF megastar.