I think you should probably be on some different meds.

Corey scrunches his face up, finally starting to feel like maybe he's wasting his time.

And I'm starting to think we should go ahead and put this one to bed, because this interview is starting to make me want to go back to doing drugs. But before I do, I will answer one of the things you said that sounds like a reasonable facsimile of a question.

Would I take the blue pill and forget Lux? I assume that's what you were going for? Well, my answer is "no". Because for as tough all these experiences have been with Lux, I think I've learned a lot too. And I'm not sure that's something I would ever want to forget. Sooooo....YOINK!


He grabs his donated body spray.

And YOINK!

And he picks up the TV title.

But hey Eric it's been real....something. But I'm gonna get outta here before I start doing heroin. Later!

Corey heads for the exit with his haul, waving to the crowd. A couple of girls toss their panties at him. Corey, embarrassed, side steps around them mouthing "thanks but no thanks" as he leaves the stage.