"Right. I lied. Because that makes so much sense. Me.... fabricating a story about who I fucked. Please, I'm over a thousand years old, I don't need to lie about my sexual conquests, like my name was Mingermind."


"It is convenient that this post magically appeared when it did though."


"Anyways, glad to see you're feeling better, I was really worried when you were suffering from that stroke. Do you think that maybe sucking at life.... so hard, might have caused it?"

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM