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Kuda · (04-03-2019)

Whats that Jiminy? Nothing? Nothing at all?

Our silence was to give you a chance to be better.

Your silence is because you can’t.

Or maybe you’re just gobsmacked because you finally got Kuda’s attention and OMG you literally can’t even. Hashtag blessed!

Look at that, we stumbled assbackwards into frontrow seats to the shit show that is the return of Fuzz. I’m sure this isn’t going quite to plan eh? After sounding the trumpets and expecting rose petals, you’re cowering in the corner because today’s XWF isn’t full of cream puffs and pushovers anymore. You overplayed a mediocre hand, for your sake I hope you had a couple chips tumble down into that chasm where your talent is supposed to reside, because right now you’re staring at the most hilarious self-own in the history of the XWF. You might want to hold off on unpacking your bags, this pond is a lot bigger than you remember and you’re nothing but a bottom feeder, a Ned Kaye-tier replacement talent. I heard there’s a show starting up for rookies soon, maybe you can set aside your hilariously illgotten pride and go work with the other greener-than-babyshit rooks.”

“Don’t worry, you can still tune into the XWF and watch your favorite wrestler Kuda effortlessly smack away the ‘challengers’ coming for this worthless, piece of shit title. Consider what has happened here a merciful ending to your failed comeback attempt. At least this won’t go down as an official loss so you can brag about going undefeated in your laughably short return to the XWF to the other Twitter keyboard warriors that aren’t good enough to make it in the XWF.”

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