KK: First off, girly, I joined the XWF exactly three years ago, right down to the day. I was gone for two years in total out of those three, so I hope you can see why I haven't had quite as many matches as you. Thing is, before I hit the XWF, I began as a world traveler; indies, international feds, school after school after school. Trained with the best, by the best. You, on the other hand, could be here for five thousand years and STILL never pick up the big gold belt. Thinking you're so untouchable, but the truth my friend, is that you are more of a 'bottom feeder' than I could EVER possibly be. I am the undeniable future Universal champ, no doubt in my mind, and I'm sure everyone else realizes this except you. You're blind... allow me to open your eyes.

KK: There are challengers. There are contenders. There are #1 contenders... and then? There are champions. We both share the distinction of holding a title or two, but deary... you are miles beneath, so far out of my league it would take a 10 billion dollar telescope to spot you. I'm the KING of the mountain, the TRUE ruler of the Realm of Xtreme, I am YOUR legit wrestling God... Babe, in the words of Paul Levesque, I'm just THAT....DAMN...GOOD. XD While you spend your career clawing and scratching to grab 24/7 titles, I'll be the one moving far past this stage, and heading straight toward the richest prize in the game.

KK: Do you truly believe you deserve to be a double champion in a legendary company like the XWF?? Ask anyone, hun... you won't like the answer. I know you're confident, I know you're driven, but when we meet in the main event? You'll be driven right into the canvas. And you'll be forced to say hasta la vista to one of your precious pieces of leather and gold. See, Rain and Snow were here to begin some kinda 'revolution'... to 'save' the XWF and to work alongside some of you or some such nonsense. But I, on the other hand? I'm here for one reason, and one reason alone. The only reason anyone should be a part of this industry; to collect every championship available, running through anyone I have to achieve that goal.

KK: Vita... I intend on defending every title I earn, every chance I get, every time I'm called upon to step into that ring and put the gold on the line. A little pest such as yourself couldn't possibly know how it feels to be a TRUE champion... I've held belts in Canada, Japan, Mexico, Britain, Brazil, Africa, Australia and independants across the US. Babe, you can't compare to the greatness that is Kid Kool... deal with it!! ^__^ Irregardless?? You're about to lose the first of two titles... SORRY 'BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK, GURL!! XD

Kid grabs VV by the hair, hits the Kool Krusher vertebreaker, and goes for the pin, as his Uncle Bernie swoops in, wearing a ref shirt, and the old man counts the fall--

1...2...??