(08-21-2018, 05:11 AM)The DON Said:

(08-21-2018, 01:48 AM)Azrael Erebus Said:

(08-20-2018, 05:00 AM)The DON Said: I'm going to need more proof than just your words spaceman. Please get on your knees and show us that Nathaniel's new pecker is fully functional.

Only then will I consider what you say to be the truth.

"Oh sure, let me get right on that."


"I really need to prove myself to a shape shifting, parasite that just happened to slither along at the right place and time, and take on the form of a cock."


"Yeah, that's a thing that'll happen."


"It doesn't matter what you believe, you're nothing more than a parasite."


"A leech that's hoping for attention. Nothing more, nothing less."


"Squirm away maggot. You've failed."

Shape shifting parasite? No darling you got that all wrong.

I'm not the fake one here. I'm the real mcdick.

I'm not the all powerful alien who can snap his fingers and do whatever the fuck he wants like Thanos and yet somehow manages to lose wrestling matches to regular ole human folk.

You wanna talk about failures? Look no further than your tiring act.

"Is the parasite still speaking?"


"At least I can be relevant, without help."


"You are less than nothing. Try again."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM