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Scene: A dark back alley in some city

Time: Just after midnight

Cast so far: Greggo +1

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The sleeping bum is interrupted by the toe of Greggo's shoe poking him in the ribs.

Greggo: Howdeh...Wake up and tell me if you've seen the rest of this...

The bum opens his eyes to see Greggo standing there... smiling... holding what appears to be the severed leg of some kind of animal. The bum is startled and fearful for his well being, even more so when he realizes...

Greggo's not wearing any pants!

Greggo: I'd be willing to exchange a favor of any kind in exchange for some help... I need to find the rest of this animal so I can return it to its rightful owner.

The bum scrambles to his feet and runs away as Greggo licks his lips and smirks. He runs up and catches the bum, tackling him to the ground and covering him by shoving the severed animal limb into his face.

Greggo turns to the camera since he knows it's there... why not talk to it?

Greggo: If anyone knows where I can find the rest of this goat, let me know. Also let me know if you want to negotiate with me to be your special manager. I'll take short term and long term gigs. I'm Black Order Certified and what that means is you can't lose with me in your corneh... Let me be in your corneh.

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Will anyone arrive on the scene or will Greggo be left to have his way with this poor homeless man?