Hunter Payne
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07-26-2018, 07:16 AM
Meanwhile in the parking lot…
Looking dejected, Hunter Payne speed walks with his gym bag in hand towards his awaiting car. At the push of a button the trunk pops open and Hunter quickly throws his bag in it and slams the trunk. The loud sound gets XWF interviewer Steve Sayors attention. He quickly runs over just as Hunter opens his car door to leave.
Sayors: Hey Hunter, is everything alright?
Payne: No Steve. It isn’t.
Hunter quickly focuses his attention on Steve Sayors and the cameraman that always seems to be following him.
Payne: Do you have any idea who I just lost to out there?
Sayors: Uhh…
Payne: Me neither!
And that’s the point.
Maybe I don’t have it anymore…
Maybe I never did…
I think I’m calling it Steve.
Sayors: Calling what?
Payne: Calling it a career.
Sayors: What?! You can’t! You’re Hunter Payne! And you just came back!
Payne: I think we both knew my return was always going to be a temporary thing.
Sayors: Look, I get it. You are having a bad night. It happens! Between the level of talent we have, the sci-fi feel to the shows, and the God awful road agents we have here, bad nights are going to happen, often.
Payne: Look this has very little to do with any of that, except the horrible road agents, they really are terrible at their jobs. I mean, seriously, how can you be expected to deal with the talent here, when you have absolutely zero talent yourself? But I digress Steve. That’s not the point…
The reason I am retiring is because, as I was in the ring with Sebastian Duke’s homosexual doppelganger and his… gay lover I presume? I just realized that I don’t really want to be in this bad episode of Family Guy anymore.
I guess I just lost my love for this business. I just don’t want to wrestle anymore.
Look Steve, it’s been real, but I gotta go. So I will see you around at the retirement party. Later.
And just like that Hunter Payne gets in his car and drives off. Leaving Steve Sayors and the cameraman that follows him in complete disarray. Will this be the last time we see Hunter Payne?
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