Azrael smirks.


"Intergalactic shine?"


"I could very well make something for you that would get you fucked up but it's so much simpler to retrieve that item from another portion of the universe. You've obviously never been to galactic trading posts, they're usually the spots to hit if you want to sample a little bit of everything from all of the regions within that specific quadrant of the universe. Otherwise, you'd precisely have to know what planets to visit, in order to quench your specific thirst. The universe is vast though, so for most the task is quite daunting, for me on the other hand..."


Azrael snaps his fingers and a fedora appears upon his head. Removing the hat, Azrael reaches inside, deep inside, further than what the hat is capable of realistically being, reaching down to his elbow into a regular fedora deep. Quickly removing his hand to reveal a crystal bottle, filled with a liquid that wasn't altogether brown but more of a cherry umber with a golden hue, that almost radiated within the bottle the longer one observed it. From there, the spaceman promptly presented the crystal bottle to Bearded War Pig, placing the fedora back atop his own head, straightaway after, he then affixed it to a slight tilt to the side, as he preferred.


"It's rather easy."


"Earthbound alcohol doesn't affect me as strongly either; however, that's due to my high metabolism and the fact that I'm not from this world. My extra abilities don't aid matters either, they tend to sober me up quicker than most beings. Great for hangovers though, as I've never had one since acquiring these gifts but not so good if I want to get drunk. Anyway, what I just gave you is Algarian Gold. Created on the planet Algaran, it should be safe enough for a human to drink, but it has a kick like you wouldn't believe. I'd go with caution since it's your first time but I know you won't heed my warning, so I'll simply say this, after finishing the bottle the blindness will be temporary. I'm sure you won't be concerned with that though because you'll be too busy being fucked up, whilst making friends with the floor. Oh and that's just one of over a billion options to try. As I've said before, the universe is vast. This is simply to gauge your tolerance and see what you can handle cause after all, you are only human and there is stuff out there that would most assuredly kill you after one shot."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM