Azrael sighs, deeply.


"Robbie, I might wield the ladies' championship but rest assured, I am not a female. Not now nor have I ever been, a woman. Trust me. This spaceman was... is... and will forever be, all spaceman. Capisce?"


"Although. Technically, at this current moment, I'm an inny cause while this conversation is fascinating. Truly. I'm not aroused. Meaning, everything is all tucked away, safe and secure, inside. That's right. My cock and balls retract up inside of me... you know, when I'm not sporting an erection. As alluring as you all might believe that you are, it's just not doing anything for me. Oh and if you must know Bourbon, most beings are usually genuinely interested with what lies beneath the spaceman's trousers. Be it man, woman, beings that seem like both and others that seem like neither. I don't discriminate. Unless we're speaking on the terms of all the humans in this room. Then I'd say, you'd probably die from a lack of oxygen, if you were holding your breath in anticipation of sexual gratification, from this spaceman. Though, when was the last time... anyone, offered that sort of service to you, Robbie? When was the last time you even seen your own cock? I'm going to assume that was where you coined the assumption, that it's been a decade since someone was intrigued by the prospect of what's located between my legs. Unfortunately, I don't have the issues that you seem to be restricted by... aka, I'm not repulsive and I wield a huge dick, that I know how to use. Quite well actually. "

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM