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Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **05-28-2018, 03:15 PM**

(05-28-2018, 02:43 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:
(05-28-2018, 02:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, shit, he pointed out that I contradicted myself!

That must mean that everything that I say matters in some way.

Juxtapose whatever it is that Scotty says, which is so uneventful he has to talk about me talking.

Just so long as the topic is Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, Scotty might, just might, seem interesting.

It still doesn't explain why he looks exactly like Maverick, Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, and a bajillion other clones out there of Randy Orton. Seriously, get Anderson Cooper on this shit to get to the bottom of all the Randy Orton clones.

Seriously, break the fucking mold, don't settle for being shat out of one.

"Only thing i'm going to be breaking is your fucking jaw if you don't stop going the fuck on. Keep it coming ball bag, I'm not growing bored of your so called attempt at insults yet.

You've also repeated the same shit about how I happen to look and quite frankly, if I really gave a shit i'd of done something about it wouldn't I? I kind of like the fact it's of some importance to you, sad fuck."

Well there has to be some reason someone has taken the look of Randy Orton and decided to give it the Xerox treatment ad nauseam. What does someone have to gain from that? It's not you, specifically, you're just the next in line. I'm pretty sure we'll get a Gus Manbaum, a Derek Spitoon, The Incredible Andy, Ben Van Iten, "Supercuts" Sted Wilshire, and a Billy Campwagon walking through here that looks just like ya at one point or another. The real puzzle has nothing to do with what walks through the revolving door and more to do with who built the revolving door. What does this mad doctor in his nefarious lab have to gain from churning out so many cookie cutter non-variations of vanilla, bland gobs of wasted flesh?

Simplest answer; you're a clone built for organ harvesting should the real, original model need a new kidney, testicle, or elbow.

And welcome to the XWF. Nobody has shut me up yet, you won't either. I guess it's pretty strange being the megaglobal brand that we are and you aren't familiar with the body count I've racked up, but I think that comes with the territory when you're just a clone built in a test tube and unleashed on the world about a week ago.

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