(05-27-2018, 10:10 PM)Maverick Said: "Oh, hello. I guess it's been a while, hasn't it?"

"Haha! Just three years."


"That's nothing though."


"Barely the blink of an eye."


"For me anyway."


"For you, on the other hand? Yikes! What are you pushing fifty now? Technically, I shouldn't talk cause I'm over a thousand but you're human, so that's like comparing a shriveled potato to an Adonis. You just can't compare us. I'm simply that strikingly impressive and alluring. While you're... well, the word fugly comes to mind."


"Hey! Looks aren't everything though. You still have that bland personality and that strange feces obsession going on. Tell me, what do you shit on these days, Mavy? You know, since you don't wrestle, or even come close to being in the same room with a title."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM