(03-28-2018, 02:40 PM)Nate Higgers Said: Nate hits Chris Valley with his Ford F350 with an extended double cab, making sure to slow down right at the end so his dangling pair of Truck Nutz - made in GOT DAMN AMERICA - drag slowly across Valley's chin right at the end.

He then gets out of the truck, covered by the shade of an old oak tree, and looks down at Chris before spintting out a stream of jet black chewping tobacco.


"Boyyyyyy howdee! I dun heard you was bein' a little sissified BITCH about not gettin' challenges. Well GUESS WHAT SNOWFLAKE? Ol' Nate-Nate is here to burn that ass harder than buttsex from a pinecone! Why ain't you just growed a spine and come after me to begpin with anyways? Cuz you a queer that's why. Time to die, libtard!"


Nate pins Chris.


1! 2!

"Big Dick" Suit Rollins: "yo what the FUCK are you doing you Pro-Trump looking heterosexual? I ain't into them straight boys like you, get your little P off my fucking belt snatch fucker. ROCEKT-TO-PAAAAWNCH!"

The man known as "Big Dick" Suit Rollins uses his giant penis too kickout, shooting it like a shotgun at the stomach of Nate, and blowing him fifty feet in the air, making him drop down onto his shitty Pro-Trump truck! He looks around like nothing happened, and goes back too reading a magazine featuring his big fat cock on the cover.