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Cadryn Tiberius · **03-09-2018, 08:30 PM**

Man, what the hell is this bullshit?

Why is it everytime I go on vacation Lane hands my motherfuckin belt to some generic dick Twizzler?

Annoying as fuck, y'all..

Like, how the fuck did Scorpion, Sub Zero, Reptar, Ninja Jim, whoever the fuck this dude is even get in the XWF?

THIS FUCKIN’ GUY IS WALKING AROUND WITH A GODDAMN SAMURAI SWORD TRYING TO GIVE EVERYBODY TETANUS..

Ain't no lawyer in the world crooked enough to overlook a sure fire victory when he cuts a chunk outta Fatmour or Ghost Tank and catches fuckin’ AIDS.

That's right. This company so ass backwards the motherfucker with the sword wins because at least he didn't give anyone a fuckin death sentence.

Wait..

He could..

Cause sword…

But, I digress.

Look here you Walmart brand GI Joe wannabe. You may be part of the Marine Corp, but I'm the Vicodin to your Lortab.

By the way, incase it went over your +2 to Faggotry helm, Marine Corp is the Walmart brand GI Joe.

Try and keep up, Chuck Bore-us, I ain't got all day.

So what I'm going to do, is strap on my +5 Legendary Cloak Of The Protector, and do what I am best at. And that's protecting that title from your horsecockery and this entire corporation from you and everyone who chooses to be like you.

I bet you were an above average Waffle House maintenance man. Why leave the glory that is a future filled with diabetes and fat stacks (of pancakes ya talentless cuck) to pursue a fail from the start career that as of right now, is over?

I dunno man..

I truly will never know.

Anyways, this dick needs a beatin’ and that belt needs a shining.

So go ahead and polish that belt before you polish this knob.

Because I can assure you, Gookpai, this will be the last load of greatness you'll ever taste.

CIAO. <3

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