Puddles sits in a field, playing his ukelele. He seems really happy and content.

Then, the bright sunny day is blotted out by a swarm of massive wyverns, writhing through the air in a tapestry of scales and wings.

Directly over Puddles' head, just as h finishes the first verse of Over The Rainbow flawlessly, one of the wyverns pauses and hovers in midair. Its belly is swollen and distended, appearing to be extremely pregnant.

That pregnant wyvern grunts and flexes, and then its cloaca opens. From inside of th mighty beast, an amnionic sac bulges and droops.

The sac of wyvern amnionic fluid bursts! And Mini Morbid, the immortal god-king of Mini Morbidonia, frees himself like a butterfly removing the sheath of chrsyalis it has grown and eevolved within.

"FUCK YOU IN YOUR CLOWN BRAIN, HOMOQUEER!!!"

Mini lands dick first right on the occipital region of Puddles' skull, then pounds his chest like a mighty silverback gorilla, pinning the HMW Champion!



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