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Phantom Panzer · **01-16-2018, 01:41 PM**

(01-16-2018, 01:00 PM)The Essence Of Excellence - CT Said: You've got me torn, man.

I despise generic cereal.

But your openly homoerotic love for cowboys makes me wet.

I need your best reason right now. This is the tie breaker.

GO.

"Honestly, I eat food from all universes and dimensions. I just like generic cereal because they have balls by trying to outdo the name brand. But now that name brands have been doing it the same price with the same amount, my love for the generic is going down. Now, if you wanna talk about some cowboys, let's fuckin' talk about some cowboys, bud. John Wayne and Clint Eastwood weren't the only cowboys. Not the only ones to be good at it, too. But they're the men that truly pioneered what it's like to be a cowboy. What about Roy Rogers?

Hell, if you want to see some shit, I am a goddamn literal God. I do have the ability to transport people to other planes of existence. Different dimensions, different realities, different universes. There's an infinite amount of places you could go to. Where there could be Cowboys still on Earth, but more advanced. Cyborg Cowboys, Android cowboys. Could still just be normal ass human cowboys as well.

But if you want to see other worlds, I can take you there? Ever want to see Uranus? I have the capability to take you there, keep you alive as you investigate the wonders of it, then be back home without missing a second. But hey, maybe that's all too much for ya, or maybe that's not what you want. No skin off my red shiny bulbous nose. Hell, even if I'm not part of your team, if you ever want to see that kind of shit, just think of John Wayne plowing fifty virgins and I'll be right there to take you to wherever you wanna go. Because I'm that fucking awesome."

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