I think we all feel a little defeated after sitting through that.

And talk about sticking to what you're good at, right? Losing is your thing. Well, great! Apparently I've come to the right place then. I just didn't think it would be so easy.

But, before I get tooooo carried away, I know I'm "NEEEWW" and all but for fuck's sake what's wrong with taking a new guy a little seriously? You guys forget where you came from, or what? Every single one of us started somewhere and just because I'm the spawn of Satan himself doesn't segregate me from the greatness that is the XWF. I'm an excellent, well-renowned, even though you haven't heard of me, wrestler, and if Cadryn Tiberius wants to admit his failures and continued failures to me and the entire world DOES NOT take the challenge away from here.


Benny pulls a remote from his pocket and presses the "red button". A whistling sound can be heard from above before an anvil smacks Cadryn atop his head and sends him into the ground like a roofing nail smacked by a hammer! Benny looks on bewildered for a moment and decides to stand over where Cadryn is buried for the pin!!!!!!









An OFFICIAL XWF OFFICIAL RAPPELS DOWN FROM A HELICOPTER OVERHEAD AND CALLS OFF THE PIN!!!!!! BENNY IS FURIOUS!!!!!!

Benny goes to the nearest shed and retrieves a shovel and starts to dig!!!








Twenty minutes later......






Benny manages to dig out most of Cadryn from the ground and provided a few smacks to the head with the shovel in the mean time. Benny picks up the champ and DDT'S HIM ON THE SHOVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE PINS CADRYN!!!!