(01-04-2018, 06:15 AM)Imperial Said:

(01-01-2018, 01:47 AM)JimCaedus Said:

"Quoting out of context and consecutive order to seem smart, calling GILLY gloryslut when you pull THIS and put that video package together, you self-important fob sumbitch?

You are indeed a damned imbecile, you incredibly inept banana peelin' beach-roach. You sachè on in here with the balls to issue a challenge but not the balls to speak plainly, eliciting confusion from several of us then you think anyone but yourself is to blame for that? Do you recall saying, "Now that I've done it, explaining myself does make it a little less menacing, look what you made me do Jimmyboy."? You realize that's you acknowledging being a cryptic coward, right? Now you're pissed like a lil bitch because I responded and said I exposed your ADMITTED dishonesty in presenting your challenge via purposely omitting the actual POINT of this behavior, to seem "menacing" L O L... and your first thought is to insult me like I didn't hear your admission of omission the first time around and I WASN'T referring to the lame shady means you went about this all? Fuckin dipshit, shut the fuck up before I snatch that bottom jaw off your skull and beat you to death like Cain and Abel, jackass.

By the way, your reason for excluding Drew and Pig and your explanation that "you don't need to take our titles to prove your" dumbass pie-point together invalidate one another, imbecile. For one, both Pig and Drew are sharing in the "pie" as members of the two stables you're targeting, title or not, and that segues into: if the goal isn't to TAKE a title, then all that truly matters, like you said, is the context of being a champ, so, seeing as guys like Guppy pride themselves on pinning _former_ Universal Champions (bc strap or not, that's champ status) and you aim to do the same on a more general scale then, by definition, what's it fuckin matter if ANY of us CURRENTLY holds a title? Would not defeating a former champion as well serve your _old hat_ motive or is your point that former champs ain't shit, unwittingly including yourSELF in "ain't shit" status by the way? Would you say men like Doc or Raven are any less imposing because they have no title now to "NOT take but defeat to prove a point"? On the flipside, if your goal is to take down CURRENT champions, why have you left out Neville Sinclair, arguably THE greatest Television Champion in XWF History and absoLUTELY a brag-worthy win? I'll tell you why, you still ain't being completely honest, an unfortunate symptom of empty sac syndrome and the truth is, this is all personal and has NOTHING to do with "pie" in any way. You're simply butthurt at the four of us for whatever reasons a whiny Muddog would be. Fake ass poetic piece o' shit waxing warrior but really just a mad little dickwad.

I'm no longer impressed, Daniel, now you're not a warrior, you're a bitch. Don't worry about OUR "pie", you got your own blown out bloody cherry pie between your legs, ho."

"You've always had a way with words Jimmy. A fucking convoluted, trailer-park trash, rattling-to-all-eternity way with words.

Concise. Learn what that means, why don't you?

Learn to listen, you might save your breath if you do.

I have a penchant for theatrics, I don't deny it, but I also seem to have given you too much credit for your ability to... Process.

You dish out this alliance, because there's enough XWF glory to go around, you all have gold, are satisfied. (Pathetic.)

I plan on showing you that your satisfaction is short lived, that a truce rather than war, only leads to weakness.

So I intentionally left Archyle and BWP out of this, because they don't share in your pie like you four do.

Neville, hasn't proclaimed some pseudo-peace bullshit.

So go ahead, pat yourself on the back whilst Main drops to his knees in front of you as always. You don't always need to stick your hand up your ass and pull out some verbal diarrhea to make yourself seem like you've found a discrepancy.

Sometimes... There just isn't one, Jimmy. "

"Ari, wait, WAIT!! Awwww maaaaaaan... Well, thank you for the double ended dildo. I felt it the most appropriate tool to poetically pulverize an asshole and pound the shit it produced back up from whence it came. Guess I'll hafta settle for just demolishing the turd." I pull the Ari Silverstein cassette tape I chose free of charge from XWFShop.com before ever discovering it came from a double-teaming, cowardly vagina stuffed with latka and rolls of pennies and I smash it to pieces with the unwrapped dildo Ari allowed me to borrow, quite generously, from his mother's own private collection. "Ok Ariiii, you can have this back nooooow. I figure you and the Muddog can cozy on up to eachother properly, and play gay Hungry Hungry Hippos, see who's anus can gobble the whole dildo first. Ah, anyway...

Danny, at this point I gotta wonder if you just play the ol' "pretend you didn't just have your molars knocked out with a swung penis and act like you were right all along" game just to piss me off but at this point you should be hanging yourself outta utter embarrassment. That long winded enough of a run-on for you? If you want shit concise, don't provide so many avenues of attack, idiot. Let's not forget, despite how desperately you want that to happen, you A. Started this B. Admitted you weren't being forthright (fuck your nailed-douchebag's excuse of poetic verse, you're just a shady ) and C. Decided to outright insult me and abandon the polite nature of this discussion- I'm sorry, this grandiose "HEY LOOK AT ME, DANNY IMPERIAL! I'M NOT OK WITH ANYONE ELSE HAVING SUCCESS OR MOVING THAT SPOTLIGHT EVEN AN INCH AWAY FROM MY BITCHASS SO NOW I'M GONNA MAKE UP SOME QUEER PIE METAPHOR TO DRESS UP THE FACT I JUST WANT ATTENTION!" challenge to four men you hate for...what reasons? You say Drew and Pig don't share in any pie, I say glue that fob islander trap shut with horseshoe crab semen. YOU ain't sharing in any pie so those who are will be the ones to say who else is and I say they are as members of the stables they're in. See, we ain't egomaniac pricks like you who'd clearly be incapable of sincerely respecting the men and/or women you're teaming with. Asshat. Go back to playing chess against the beach fleas using the pieces you whittled outta coconut tree wood and stop bothering me. I already stated I've been waiting to get you one on one again and there ain't a man among us beyond Ari Silverstein who ain't willing to do the same so go ahead and stop suddenly adopting the "oh, now it's because you guys want peace" just to counter like a pussy and shove off before I fill in the waffle of my boots with your ass."