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~~Sid Feder~~ · **06-28-2013, 01:05 PM**

Quote:Oh right....I mentioned a swamp, because you said sewer. Sure, that's the same thing. If you think a swamp and a sewer, are the same thing, well....that's just your brilliant mind at work. Bravo.

:3 x Better:
Really? You just said that? Me just highlighting that fact is enough done on my part -- you lose again.

Quote:I figured you would have moved after Mystery punched holes through your house, but I could be wrong and for that I'm sorry.

Um, let me just speak three letters here -- Ell Oh Ell.

And then let me ask what the fuck kind of dreams you have if you're dreaming of Mister Mystery punching holes in my house. Do you know where I live? Or are you talking about the house that the Feder family as a whole also owns in addition to my own private home? You talking about some promo you saw? Yeah that sounds likely to be my real house; good job skippy. Next people will be believing a human can really “re grow” a fuckin arm. HAHAHA! If only we all were as gullible as you, we'd all believe everything we see in a promo. Wasn't my house, buddy! You get an F on that report and I think you actually better redo the entire assignment, son.

Quote:Wherever that may be....a new dump, or the one we all seen, please....take your carcass back to it.

Why? Why would you ask me to leave as soon as I just got hea-

-oh, oh wait; it's because this storm is fucking up your cheap ass satellite tv, isn't it? I actually forgot how potent I am for a moment, so yeah it makes sense your ass would ask me to leave the moment you see me coming. You never were too good with storms, were you? Sorry to darken your horizon by overshadowing you in every conceivable manner, from in ring ability all the way down to simple spoken word. Oh, and I bet I'm better in bed too.
*(*waits for some

, probably Mr. Satellite, to make a Flo Feder crack*)*

Quote:Ben Crane

Who?

Quote:I know you'll say, you branded Madison. However, you technically lost to Crane, whom you never beat, or branded.

Oh! That guy!

Ladies and gentlemen I didn't realize this broken down satellite was actually trying to help spread the word that: the only time I have ever lost a match in XWF history has been when I was put into a 2 against 1 disadvantage and attacked by the Black Circle! I remember it well -- it was John Madison and that guy Mr. Satellite just named, both teamed together in a handicap match that also saw me attacked by the Black Circle and my wife assaulted to the point of nearly dying. I wonder why I wasn't around for a few weeks after that?

Though earlier you talked about some wash, rinse, repeat cycle that sees me arriving and then vanishing after I lose a match. You do know in order for something to be repetitive, it has to happen more than once, right? Just ask John Madison about that. He likes when we give him credit for being King Repetitive.

So what were you saying about my losses, now? Do you know the difference between singular and plural? I've lost 1 match in my history here but I've won more than even you could count. I've beaten men who would humble you and I've sent them packing. This is part of the reason why you've enjoyed so much easy success as of late; all the top dogs have either been sent packing by a Feder or they're just being lazy (cough, Madison, cough) and sitting back while they laugh at how you buy into your own half success. When I debuted in the XWF I won two titles before I even had my first match. Who the fuck else can say that? Who else can say they went on to win the entire Lethal Lotto tournament, being stuck with some of theee absolute worst partners in the industry? There were opponents in that tournament who could have eaten you alive, and I destroyed them. Joseph Page and Tax ring any bells? They would have mopped the floor with your broken down ass and I beat them both at the same time, with Peter Gilmour as my partner!

Quote:Although, that really doesn't prove you were constantly losing, so...I guess you got me there. You don't have a ton of losses, you just don't participate and disappear, my bad.

Yup, your bad. You sound like you should be hanging out with Dean McGovern when you talk like that. Your bad? Who the fuck even says that anymore? Jesus Christ, man, what the fuck.

Tell me about your record in XWF? I've won matches left and right but only lost once, ever, and it was in a handicap situation. Tell me more about your record. Are you in the double digits when it comes to losses yet? I bet you're close, you Three Times Better Loser. I could never match up to you -- you actually have lost to Mark Flynn of all people and he had just barely stumbled back into the federation and was sloppy as fuck that match. Or, are my sources wrong? Tell me more about why you think you can scrutinize my record?

Quote:In fact I guarantee; that in a month, or two from now, people will be saying - I wonder where that Feder guy went?

Awwww, doesn't it just blow to know in your heart of hearts that you wouldn't be asked about? Is that what you're getting at here? I could be gone for a year and I'd still have my name being echoed in the hallways and in the locker rooms. You're just a flash in the pan and the flash wasn't even that bright -- the only reason it seemed bright is because everything was already so damn dim when you finally decided to start cooking (aka, become a main-eventer). Nice work waiting until the entire landscape changed and weakened. Now you have two arms and can beat everybody up who is about 1/3rd as talented as somebody like me. Kudos!

Quote:Oh...and if you call me Donathan 2.0 again. I'll knock your teeth down your throat and then my robot, will take care of that raping you mentioned. Hey, then I won't have to tell a story about it, people will just see it as it happens.

I stand corrected. The appropriate name would be Donathan Prototype; the thing that somebody invented long ago when they were trying to come up with a working Donathan. You're not even the full program; just a lost soul who has to communicate through machines rather than being a master manipulator like that asshole Donathan. You couldn't fill his suit or his fedora even if you grew five more arms and your head doubled in size.

So, DP, what else you got for me? I like those initials for you -- DP -- just seems so fitting for some reason; doesn't it, DP?

And don't think I forgot about all you other bitches -- I noticed not a single one of you had had the fucking balls to say one god damn word to me after I ran all your names up my ass crack, over my balls, around my dick, and then through the mud after I was done using you as my fuck toys.

Holy - fucking - mother - of - God - are - you - guys - a - bunch - of - fucking - pussies!

The only guy who had enough "sack" to peep a word about me was John Madison and it was just to brag about winning the Gauntlet, which I give his ass full credit for even though he's a punk bitch, because I myself ran through everybody in the entire Letal Lottery tournament at the end of 2012; something that took weeks worth of performing at tip top levels without so much as a single slip up. The Gauntlet was just one night; in fact, I think it took less than an hour from start to finish! For those who weren't here for the Lethal Lotto, you can think of it as the Three Times Harder tournament and it would make the Gauntlet look like a cake walk. John Madison was here at the end of 2012 -- he didn't win it. Fact.

God damn, Heyman, just give me the fuckin' European belt so I can make it a championship again after I wash all the little kid stains off of it from that

Dean McGovern fuckin' around like only the god of queers can do.

PS: I also win at being more long winded than Mr. Satellite! Hot diggity dog damn, that guy is so good at being a Three Times Better Loser; I clearly arrived just in time.

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