Where were you hiding that cigar?

Drew, did you smuggle the cigar to him by putting it up your butt? Those skinny jeans of yours don't look like they would hold a stogie in their pockets without ripping.

You know, if you want to put something hot, round, and savory in your mouth for pleasure...

...go with Usinger's.

Robbie bites into a sausage, roughly the size of a hot dog, shriveled and brown.

Hot Hickory. Delicious.

The Hot Hickory Stick (https://www.usinger.com/deli/hot-hickory...usage.html), satisfying in ways you too can enjoy, disappears in another chomp of the wide maw of Robbie Bourbon. Not in a blatantly homoerotic way, but playful anyway, you touch your belt and graze past your fly to confirm a half boner.