(11-30-2017, 04:48 PM)JimCaedus Said:

(11-27-2017, 04:15 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

What is this "kayfabe" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term.

In unrelated news, when James Raven doesn't hype his matches it's because he gets to be "life weary" but when Robbie doesn't it's because he sucks. I think for Christmas Jim, because I know stuff like this gets your rocks off, I'm going to frame the dictionary definitions of the terms "double" and "standard" for you behind glass. Make space in your crapper for 'em.

"Kayfabe. You know, the term that made it's way into the American pro-wrestling fan layperson (or, a "mark" as we also say, Engy) household after the Kliq Curtain Call and as a word has most definitely ever been uttered on the record in this business? I like these little educational chats, what else do ya need to know about "champ"?

Oh, right, Raven. Yes, when Raven doesn't hype his matches it means he's life weary and when Robbie doesn't it's because he's slaughtering sleeve after sleeve of Costco Oreo Box cookies, quite LITERALLY sucking them down and therefore legitimately no-showing the VERY important-for-the-fans vignette cycle fun-time by sucking.

Again, this has been enjoyable, tutoring you in the ways of Goes Without Saying. Gee you're good at this."