(10-23-2017, 05:18 PM)Bjorn Felhammen Said: Holy fucking shit, Bjorn comes out of nowhere riding on a motorized ice chest, tossing out his signature Blüd.

Ding motha fuckin dong. Looka here bitch, ain't no dame gonna walk into the land of Xtreme and stop this guy from partying it up. That's what makes this place awesome to behold. We need to be us, we need to cut loose, drink some juice, ride a moose, and pop a goose.*hic* Trying to take that away isn't gonna help the XWF, but make shit worse. And if Vinnie hired ya, he needs a swift kick in those scrumptious scrotes of his. Guy literally mainlined crystal out of Roxy's crack and went on to be a legend. I'm on protest and I hereby declare The Fallen Hammer open for business.

"Oh man, exactly what this federation needs. Another fucking who has less brain cells than probably the amount of books he reads."