Grande Ricardo is doing some landscaping or some shit when ol' Nate Higgers backs over him with his Ford F-350, pinning him to the ground just inches below a giant Trump/Pence bumper sticker.

"Aw damn! I dun ran'd over a pile of brown shit! HEY BOY! You best not be bleedin' all up in my wheel well y'hear? I ain't tryin' to get no Hispaniola AIDS from your rapist border hoppin' ass! And you BEST not think you can drag your dyin' ass to the hospital and let MY tax dollars pay for YOUR illegal medical coverage. YOU NEED TO CRAWL YOURSELF BACK DOWN TO CHIHUAHUA AND DIE IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY!"

Nate turn on his truck radio and wouldn't you know it? The National Anthem is playing (he has it on tape). After Nat sits with his hand over his heart and a tear in his eye for a few seconds, he catches Ricardo in his rear view still lying there dying.

"Oh HELL no! Son, are you disrespecting THE GOT DAMN TROOPS by takin' a knee durin' this anthem? Oh now you done pissed me off, boy!"

Nate hits the gas and the truck backs over Ricardo, finally settling with his front wheels now on top of the bleeding Dreamer.




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