Taylor Mayde
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10-22-2017, 07:31 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform the XWF community---fans, promoters, superstars alike--that beloved commentator Jim Ross has been relieved of his duties as the lead commentator for Saturday Night Savage. My office, with full backing from JT Washington and Jefferson Jackson, has conducted an investigation and has come to the conclusion that Jim Ross was selling urine samples to ever-banned Gabe Reno. Reno was on drugs the entire time and Jim Ross was covering for him by selling him clean urine. I first noticed this when a urine sample provided smelled my bourbon and barbecue sauce. It is the same way that Jim's urine always smells, and the name on the sample was Gabe Reno.
Before I could confront Mr. Reno about his actions, he was a victim of an unfortunate fall at Leap of Faith and cannot be contacted. Mr. Ross did come clean, however, when confronted and explained that he needed to make a little extra money now that his wife was gone.
As much as I understand and sympathize with this, it is still not a permitted action per the XWF contract stipulations, so necessary procedures had to happen. We will all miss Jim Ross and we wish him the best in future endeavors. Audrey Dinklage is the new Savage Commentator next to Huey D. Louie, and she did a great job last night.
That being said, if anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Gabe Reno please stop by my office. He is being prosecuted for contract breech, lying under oath and just, well, being a general douchebag.
That is all for now and I will be seeing all of you before Warfare to make sure your samples check out as well."
"It's Better To Be Pissed Off, Than Pissed On"
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