Never curse in a PG show.Kids are watching

So Salman Van Dam lost to the one and only Mr Satellite last week -- so no biggie,he has been losing almost every single match that he had been in.

"So Now I've the chance to show the world once again that I can win and really pick up the pace"

It's true that Sal hasn't earn the respect here but he could if put's more heart into it and show some effort.

"Right now I am stuck up with this Chris Legend or legend Chris.I Don't know what the hell he calls himself?I am sure this Chris guy must be from smoking pot society.The douche bags that are so high that they don't realize that they aren't f***in with a w**** but a whole big cow"

"Yeah It's true.I know people would just love to mock my name twenty four by seven and hey everytime they hear my name they just want to eat a rotten fish meal.It's really disrespectful but then again why would they respect someone that is far beyond their level.My language may suck but my wrestling skills are way off the chart so it doesn't matter who ever the gringo is trying to get in my way I would kindly ask them Pardon me sir but your mouth is in front of my penis ...and it's gay so get lost before I beat you and Chrissy no hard feelings darling but you are one not so cool obstacle that is needed to be done taking care off and I will make sure I get this has-been job done"