Kruzer kicks out late and Nate Higgers is crowned Federweight Champion. Nate gathers up the title belt and stands up, only to be met by an innovative up-kick from Kruzer, kicking the title belt into Nate's face and knocking him backwards into the wall, falling to a seated position. Nate's dazed for the moment as Kruzer kips up to his feet.

Jive Turkey... It's folks like YOU that give YOUR Country a bad rep Savvy?! I dunno what the FUCK is wrong with YOU PEOPLE... nor does anyone know what the hell some shitty Pacino flick has to do with anything eh? And, to top it all off, Kruzer honestly doesn't know what's worse... The fact that you Bible thumping, homophobic, "Deliverance" assholes... "DIDDLE-DING... DING, DING, DING"... Can't see the difference between your own false prophet and all the others around the planet... or if it's just the fact that you're so obsessed and scared of homosexuals, that's ALL you Jive Turkeys EVER talk about..."Waaaah!
Gays are bad. I'm right you're wrong... Fuck You!" No, kid... FUCK YOU! Cuz at the end of the day, Kruzer'z just as redneck as they come, except....

Nate starts to stir but Kruzer knees him in the head, clinch style, showing some MMA training of his own.

Nah, Nah son... Welcome to your education that you never got in Grade 3 Hillbillyland, Savvy?! The ol'Kruzermatic's not done with you yet... Cuz you see, Kruzer was born in Edmonton, Alberta, ya dig? The Redneck heartland of the Greatest Country in the World; ...CANADA! ...The TRUE North, Strong And Free! You picking up what Kruzer'z throwing down here Jive Turkey?! The difference between you and I, Nick? Noob? Whatever your name is... Kruzer has evolved. Like my good friend Eddie Vedder said.... "IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY!" So, you believe what you want... That's your right, kid. But if you EVER.... EVER... dis respect MY Country or question my patriotism to it... and THINK that yours surpasses my own... I Will END YOU, Savvy?! Do Not Pass Go; Do Not Collect Two Hundred Dollars! I AM The CANADIAN Icon for a reason there, Jethro... Don't Test Me! Because you WILL Lose!

Kruzer pulls Higgers up to his feet.

O CAAAN-AAAAD-AAAAA.... BITCH!

Kruzer flips his crowbar out of his jacket like lightning and nails Higgers in the stomach with it. Higgers doubles over and Kruzer then hits him over the back of the head/neck area with it knockiong him back down to the ground. Kruzer grins then yells out, looking around the hallway.

HOW'S THAT FOR POLITE VINNIE?!

Kruzer drops down, rolls Higgers over, and goes for the pin...


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