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Mini Morbid · (08-10-2017)

I do not kick out with my legs.

He who kicks out with his legs has forgotten the face of his father.

I KICK OUT WITH MY FUCKING COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mini Morbid screams in rage as his ENORMOUS PENIS shoves Kruzer into the ceiling!!! While still dick-pinning the interloper above him, Morbidcito then gets to his feet and INJECTS STEROIDS INTO HIS PERINEUM! THAT'S THE TAINT!!!

"Are you lost little wanderer? By the lack of applicable content in your attempt upon me, I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE! Perhaps you were trying to find the third floor, where the butterfly garden is? Or the eighth floor, where we KEEP THE OTHER OILED UP HOMOSEXUALS!!!"

Morbid sniffs the air dramatically.

"Fee Fi Fo Fum... I SMELL THE SEMEN DRIPPING FROM THE ANUS OF A

!!!! AND IT IS CANADIAN!!!! The only thing worse than a regular queerboy gaylord is A CANADIAN QUEERBOY GAYLORD!!!! YOU SULLY THE NAME OF BACON FOR THAT IS INDEED HAM!!!! YOU DISRESPECT THE ANCESTRY OF THE BRITISH BY INTERMINGLING WITH THE FRENCH!!!! VOUS ÊTES UNE GRÈCE QUE VOUS GAGNEZ HOMOSEXUELLE! LES COCHES DE L'INUIT PERVADE VOTRE RECTUM QUOTIDIEN!"

The thought of Canada removes the rigidity from Mini's massive member, allowing Kruzer to fall to the floor, HIS LIPS RIGHT ON MINI'S BOOTS!

"Do you see how easily I manipulate you to do things you normally would not! THIS IS THE POWER I HAVE MASTERED THROUGH MILLENIA OF COCKROBICS!!!! Yes... YES.... slide your cummy little lips across the boots of Mini Morbid! Leaveth the snail trails of many a truck stop hobo's yield so that ye may see thine own reflection in the fine Morbidonian Basilisk Leather! THEN WEEP AS YOU SEE YOURSELF COUGHING UP THE SPERM OF THE WEAK!!!!

BE GONE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mini Morbid then sets Kruzer on fire and waits for someone to piss it out.

No one does.

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