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Great Buzzard Eli James IV · (06-21-2013)

A nice helicopter is seen flying around rough and dangerous country.. Somalia... home of Shove it Saturday Night that will be taking place tomorrow. The card features some great action, including a battle royal from superstars off any show to gain a wildcard spot. Words have been spoken by several men back and forth explaining what they plan to do to their opponents. It's well known that Somalia has a very high population of Sunni-Muslims. It was rumored many were not very fond of some, more specifically, Eli James the Fourth, from entering their country due to his "insane" beliefs. Especially since it opposes the Islamic faith. The helicopter lands a few miles away from the arena where the event will be held. A familar face is out of the helicopter first.. that being Academi member Victor Gobalsky. He looks around and sees a few men with armed guns. A nicely dressed man walks up to Victor and they begin doing small talk. Eli James IV then makes his way out of the helicopter and shakes the gentleman's hand. They walk towards a armed Hummer that looks like it's from the USA Army.. and they all get in and drive off. They arrive to the Mogadishu Stadium.. Victor gets out first, followed by the gentlemen, and then Eli James IV. Eli walks up to a few men holding machine guns and gives a little smirk smile. They stare at him with a blank face and he walks off with Victor and the gentlemen. They walk within the walls of the Stadium.. the gentlemen and Victor both stop at the entrance area as Eli walks around within.

Eli James IV "Here we are. Moments away from fulfilling part of my journey. Not only will the good people of America see it from their television.. but even here in Somalia.. they too will witness partial fulfillment. Only a few men dared come here and enter in this wildcard battle royal. Dwayne Johnson. A man obsessed with himself and sexual organs. A pathetic excuse for a man.. heck.. a pathetic excuse for a human being! This here is fighting, boy. This ain't some place you expose your gentiles at. I'm not real sure why you're even here in the XWF. To let people laugh at ya? Are you a child molester.. you like talking about your private parts when young people are listening? Dwayne.. you are what this world has come to. Trash. A disgusting idiot who is obsessed with himself and wants everyone to focus on places that are left for PRIVATE. Go back to the sewer.. it's where crap belongs. I can't wait to teach you a lesson on being a man. You'll probably giggle like a little girl... run away.. sing some stupid song you think is funny.. and call yourself Rock. You know what a Rock is, boy? It's what I'm stepping on right now. It ain't hurting me. It ain't making me run or be afraid. In fact..

Eli picks up a rock and throws it out of the Stadium.

Eli James IV "It'll be that simple gettin rid of you Dwayne. Chris Legend, Matt and Jacob, Hunter, Mystica, Shady.. y'all think it's going to be difficult for me doing what I need to do to fulfill my purpose? It's a sad day when they all think they can get in my way.. to get in the Almighty's way. This is just the beginning. The first chapter in a long book. The first page is gonna be written here. I can't wait for you fella's to meet me in here. Try to make yourselves fill unstoppable. Talk about me being crazy. And John Black wants me to shave? Really, boy? That's what ya wanna tell me? Shave my beard and hair? Y'all boys mine as well go back to America and continue being stupid. Continue being ignorant. Think what ya want.. you will not.. you cannot.. beat me. Like I've said before.. this message.. will.. be.. told. You will not shut Eli James the Fourth up! Somalia can't shut Eli James up! Bring the army.. my life cannot be taken. It's not up to any of y'all to defeat me. It's not how this journey goes.

Eli looks up at a soldier turned away from him watching out for anyone that tries to come in.

Eli James IV "That boy up there thinks he's tough. Why? He's got a gun. An AK47. You bring a tank, a few apache helicopters, a stealth bomber, and 50,000 other men with the same gun.. what do ya think is gonna run through his mind? He's gonna turn into a little boy.. scared.. full of fear.. he can run.. he can hide.. but he'll eventually die. You boys bring your guns to the show. Your so-called talent.. your toughness.. your ignorant minds.. your purpose.. but when you see me standing across from ya. My talent.. better. Tougher. Fearless. The purpose from the Almighty overcomes your little purpose. I have tried to tell you. I will continue to try and tell you. But I know you, man. You'll continue to ignore it. I know how you people are, man.

Eli stoops low and grabs a handful of dirt.. and slowly lets it go little by little back to the ground.

Eli James IV "The holy word says every man is DESTINED to die, then judgment. It's when the Almighty sends your soul to where it belongs. Your body turns from life into nothing but dirt. The life he breathed into you will leave and meet him to face the final judgment. Your body returns to the Earth. But something happens before all that, man. There's a voice and cries from the wilderness. He screams at the top of his lungs. Not because he cares about every soul. Not because he has any mercy to you evil ignorant people. Not because he wants to show you some grace. But because the Almighty cares. He wants you to know the truth and turn from your evil ways. But he will not stop the wrath to come if you keep doing what you're doing. Run to the furthest place you can and it will find you. It's just a matter of time boys. Time is ticking away, man.

Eli stands up.. looks up at the sky.. and starts yelling...

Eli James IV "It's only a matter of time, man! Hear the jokes of mankind and fill your bellies with laughter.. close your ears to the bells ringing.. go to the fair and win some prizes.. sleep with every slut that comes up to you..

Eli stops talking and looks at the ground. By his facial expressions.. it appears he doesn't even know what he said or why he yelled it.

Eli James IV "It's coming, man. Level one.. Saturday Night.. Battle Royal. No more games. No more chatter. No more lies. It's gonna be the next phase to spread forth the message I've come to deliver. Whoever wants to save his life will loose it.. but whoever looses his life for the sake of the Almighty.. shall be saved. You boys still have a chance to leave behind your old lives.. you don't have to pretend anymore.. you can accept the truth today. Or pay for part of your sins Saturday night.

Victor interrupts him and informs Eli they have to leave the Stadium now. Eli smiles and looks around one more time to take in the scenery. They both walk back towards the entrance where the gentleman is waiting on them. The gentlemen begins to take them back to the armed Hummer, but Eli starts a conversation with him.

Eli James IV "Let me ask ya something.. do you know the Almighty?

The gentlemen looks at him in a strange way.

Eli James IV "Do you speak English, boy?

The gentlemen replies with very broken english.

The Somalian Gentleman "Yace. Little. Nut gud.

Eli James IV "You should come watch the event Saturday.. see me win. Maybe I can tell you about the Almighty.

The Somalian Gentleman "I.. I be here. What is Ah-might?

Eli James IV "ALMIGHTY, boy. Say it right. He's GOD.

The Somalian Gentleman "Allah!

Eli James IV "Excuse me?

The Somalian Gentleman "Praise Allah! Yace?

Eli James IV "Allah is about as real is any of these ignorant idiots thinking they can beat me. Hehehe.

The gentlemen looks at Eli trying to understand what he just said.

Eli James IV "Allah.. DUMB. STUPID. FAKE. NOT REAL. Ya get that?

The gentlemen understood partial of what Eli said and gets very angry. He yells something in Somalian that catches many of the armed men's attention. They all start to yell at Eli, saying what he said is blasphemy.

Eli James IV "Ignorant people are everywhere.

Victor grabs Eli quickly and the two get in the Hummer and drive off.

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