Matt- Jacob, this is such a lovely city. Everyone is friendly and not dirty pieces of shit.

Jacob- Of course it is, it's in Canada so we all know it is going to be much better than any other place.

Matt- Let's go in here!

The two walk into a local strip club and they take their seats in these two chairs next to each other right in front of where one of the poles are.

Waitress- Can I get you boys anything?

Matt- I will take a scotch

Jacob- I am good thank you.

Matt- These places are the best, you get to see amazing hot girl and hockey is on the big screen over there.

The two watch the TV waiting for the next dancer to come out and finally some music starts playing as the first dancer comes out. She is a blonde with large breasts and she is only wearing a thong. She makes her way down to the pole and begins dancing on it as she then crawls towards Jacob and he slips a 100 dollar bill in her cleavage. She then signals him to move in closer and she wraps her legs around Jacob and then pushes him back into his chair as she crawls towards Matt and he slips her another 100 dollars in her cleavage. She then gets up and starts twirling on the pole.

Matt- Come on baby, take that string off lets see some more body!

Dancer- I will for another 100 hot shot.

Matt slips her another 100 as she bends down right in front of the two men taking off her thong. She then turns around and starts twirling on the pole some more.

Matt- Woo! Hot damn! What I wouldn't do to her.

Jacob- I bet I could get her before you ever could.

Matt- You know what? You're on!

Matt slips her another 100 dollars as Jacob does to.

Dancer- Oh, you boys like what you see don't ya?

Matt- How's about me and you go to the back room miss

Dancer- I don't know about that

Matt could tell she was playing hard to get as Jacob pulls out his wallet and gives her two more 100 dollar bills.

Jacob- How about me miss, you don't want this guy trust me

Jacob begins smiling and laughing looking at Matt.

Matt- Whatever go for it.

The dancer gets down off the stage and heads towards a back room with Jacob leaving Matt alone. The waitress brings him out his scotch as he takes a couple sips off it and sets in on a table next to him. Another guy sits at the chair next to him. And it turns out to be the club owner.

Owner- I know you from somewhere, aren't you that guy from XWF Matt Lennox?

Matt- Yes I am, and you are?

Owner- I own this place, the name is Frank

Matt- Nice to meet you, you got a nice place here. I'm digging your girls.

Owner- Yeah we try to get the best here. You know I really like your style of wrestling and I love how you stand up for your home of Canada. It means a lot to me as a fan that you take such pride in it.

Matt- I try. The thing is a lot of people consider us pussies and we aren't pussies and I am damn sure I have shown that since I started in XWF.

Owner- Well you are making us proud here in Canada and that is all that matters Matt. I know you're gonna get to the top there. They don't have anyone as good as you. Speaking of which why are you here?

Matt- We got a show coming up here soon down the street some on Monday.

Owner- Oh man I will have to make it to that, who are you facing?

Matt- I am teaming up with Jack Killborn going against Chris and Cade Legend.

Owner- Those guys seem tough, think you can beat them?

Matt- Think? Hell I know I can beat them, I am going to crush their skulls in.

Matt and the owner get up and head towards the bar and a couple guys next to them are starting to get a bit rowdy and the two men start fighting. Matt then clotheslines one of them and puts the other in a sleeper hold until the bouncers can come get them.

Owner- Jeez, thanks man!

Matt- No problem, you should hire better bouncers.

Jacob finally comes back with lip stick all over his collar.

Jacob- Miss anything?

Matt- Just a little tussle. We are heading out of here Frank, nice meeting you.

Matt shakes the owners hand and him and Jacob walk out front.

Matt- Things were getting out of hand in there, lets continue our night! I know a little bar down the road from here.

Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion