The following contest… is the DEUCES WILLLLD TWO RING BATTLE RRRRROYALLLL!





Ladies and gentlemen, here come the troops!


The High Stakes II roster begins to file out from backstage in two lines. Some smile from their past success tonight. Some have the look of defeat.


They’ve literally been beaten, battered, bloodied and bruised all night, JR!

This is what it’s all about! Two rings, two winners! Only ONE will earn the right to challenge Jim Caedus for the Universal Championship!

Chris Chaos and Thaddeus Duke have got to be exhausted, JR! Those two literally just fought a losing battle against Jim Caedus for sixty minutes and it only ended like five, ten minutes ago!

RING 1: 1: Thomas Nixon 2: Robbie Bourbon 3: Drezdin 4: Brian Harris 5: Michael McBride 6: Peter Gilmour 7: Robert Main 8: Cadryn Tiberius 9: Charon 10: Barney Green 11: Doctor Louis D’Ville 12: Chris Chaos 13: Eli James IV The bell rings and its all out war as 26 stars of the XWF battle it out divided among two rings with the goal of becoming the last man standing. 2 rings, 2 battle royals, 2 individuals go on to fight it out to become the new number one contender to Jim Caedus and the Universal title. With the Purebred Killers a winning tag team tonight, they start working together, targeting some of the guys they don’t know much about, like Charon. The Kings ™ have accompanied Doc D’Ville to the battle royal tonight but no one really knows exactly WHY as of yet. Chaos goes after Robert Main. Green goes after Drezdin. Harris and Nixon team up to battle Robbie Bourbon. Cadryn Tiberius with his mangled arm in a hard cast and a sling stands guard in front of Doc despite Doc insisting he doesn’t need it. Eli James spends the opening moments trying to get into everybodies heads and creep people out. John Madison, out on the floor, tries to throw old Burger King french fries into Eli’s gaping mouth. On one side of the ring, Gilmour and McBride have Brian Harris precariously positioned on the ropes. With a big heave and a little hoe from the duo, Brian Harris is dumped to the outside. ELIMINATED: Outlaw Brian Harris Bodies are flying around and Charon tosses Drezdin from the mix. ELIMINATED: Drezdin As soon as Charon returns his attention toward the center of the ring, he’s double clotheslined from the Purebred Killers and Charon is dumped. The duo high fives and Gilmour immediately tosses McBride from the ring eliminating him from the equation. ELIMINATED: Charon, Michael McBride With 9 men left in RING 1, Eli James the fourth plants Doc D’Ville in the middle of the ring and is immediately nailed from behind with the hard cast arm of Cadryn Tiberius. Eli staggers then falls to the mat. Barney Green charges… and charges…. And charges across the ring, leaps into the air… really its like 6 inches… and flattens Eli James. Gilmour charges toward Green and Barney, with his sloth-like slowness, ducks underneath a Gilmour lariat. Pete bounces off the ropes and is met with a Barney Green avalanche. Green turns toward the center of the ring and ducks a D’Ville clothesline. D’Ville hits Gilmour with it instead and Gilly goes up and over the top and down to the floor. As he does so, Pryce strikes the bell with the hammer one time. ELIMINATED: Peter Gilmour John Madison, Theo Pryce and John Samuels hop into the ring. Madison places a small wooden stool on the corner and Doc takes a seat. Pryce wipes the sweat from Doc’s brow and Samuels squirts water from a bottle into Doc’s mouth. After the trio of Kings™ vacate the ring and remove the stool, Doc is refreshed and ready to go. Doc goes back into the action. Meanwhile, Cadryn, all man these days, tries to do the impossible and lift Barney Green for a scoop and slam, but falters beneath Green’s weight. Cadryn POOFS in the nick of time though and Barney flattens himself. Cadryn however, found himself perched on the top turnbuckle on the reverse side of the POOF. Robert Main takes full advantage and lands a kick to the hard cast arm of the Kings™ Jester™ and Tiberius falls to the floor! ELIMINATED: Cadryn Tiberius With Robert Main jacking his jaw directed at Tiberius who is for some reason receiving CPR from John Madison, Doc D’Ville grabs Main by his hair and his trunks and tosses him over the top rope. Main though lands on the apron and rolls sagely back into the ring. Chris Chaos, unbeknownst to anyone, has been hiding out on the floor for the last several minutes and just slid back into the ring. As Main gets to his feet near the ropes, Chaos nails him with a running boot to the face and Main tumbles over the top rope backwards and falls to the floor. ELIMINATED: Robert Main Away from Chaos and the aftermath of the AX3 mini-implosion from earlier tonight, Robbie Bourbon is slugging it out with Eli James. Barney Green decides to join in on the mix and its a three way slug fest. Soon though, Robbie and Eli start double teaming Barney Green and have him backed against the ropes. They each grab a trunk and start trying to toss him over, but Green has a masturbators grip on the ropes. Chaos, seeing opportunity, joins the fray and tries to help eliminate Barney. Now Doc joins. And Nixon. Teetering… Tottering…. Leaning further…. Going… Going…. GONNNEEEE! ELIMINATED: Barney Green Pryce tolls the bell once. Again, the Kings™ jump into the ring as Doc retreats to a corner. Samuels lays down the stool. Madison wipes Doc’s chest because he’s borderline . Pryce squirts water into Doc’s mouth, rejuvenating the good Doctor. The trio hops out of the ring and Doc is ready to go. REMAINING: Nixon, Bourbon, D’Ville, Chaos, Eli Bourbon and Eli go back to fighting it out because that’s what big guys do I guess. Nixon flies toward Chaos and the former Universal champ side steps Nix and Chaos guides Tommy up and over the top. ELIMINATED: Thomas Nixon Chaos smiles slightly as he stares at Nixon on the floor. Chris turns his attention back to the ring and walks right into a right fist from Doc D’Ville. Doc continues wailing away on Chaos but the man just went through hell in a 60 minute match and is nowhere near ready for a fight. Chris basically stands there and takes Doc’s best shots. Doc grabs a hand full of Chris’s hair and starts trying to shove him over the top rope when Eli and Bourbon rush them both. A pair of clotheslines send both men over the top rope. Both men though, land on the apron. Bourbon and Eli look at each other and begin to charge. Bourbon though, puts on the brakes and lets Eli James go it alone. Chaos drops to his ass while pulling down the top rope and Eli tumbles over the top rope. ELIMINATED: Eli James IV Doc rolls back inside the ropes and Chaos gets to his feet on the apron only to eat a face full of boot from Robbie Bourbon. Chris Chaos falls to the arena floor and throws a fit. ELIMINATED: Chris Chaos Robbie Bourbon. Doc D’Ville. All that remains in ring number one. The two approach each other. Bourbon wants a test of strength and the good Doctor is quick to oblige. They grip one of each others hands and start reaching for the second when Doc D’Ville delivers a knee to Bourbon’s groin. Bourbon lets go and drops to his knees. Doc runs toward the ropes and bounces off. On the rebound, Bourbon springs to his feet and delivers a bone crushing powerslam to the former XWF King. Bourbon gets back to his feet, nursing his groin and retreats to a corner as Doc begins to get to his feet… ZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP! John Madison uses Doc’s baton tazer on an unsuspecting Robbie Bourbon! Bourbon writhes and twists, trying to get away from Madison and the tazer. The other Kings™ pull Madison away just as Bourbon hops himself over the ropes, unable to control himself and trying anything he could to get away from that electrical charge. Doc charges toward Robbie Bourbon and uses his head like a battering ram, driving it into Bourbon’s chest. Bourbon loses his grip on the ropes and falls to the floor. RING 1 WINNER: Doctor Louis D’Ville Pryce tolls the bell and the Kings™ hop into the ring as Doc retreats to the corner. Pryce places the stool and Doc sits. Samuels wipes the sweat from Doc’s brow and Madison squirts water all over his face, because again, he’s borderline .

RING 2: 1: Jack Cain 2: Phantom Panzer 3: Madison Dyson 4: The Engineer 5: Mezian 6: Jody Madrox 7: Steve Davids 8: Bearded War Pig 9: Chasm 10: Trax 11: Micheal Graves 12: James Raven 13: Thaddeus Duke All thirteen men rush to the middle of the ring and a brawl begins with every man seemingly for themselves. As the brawl disperses, we see tag teams like Maddy and Engy working together, giving the business to Chasm and Jody Madrox and Mezian working on Trax. While a few men with unfinished business, apparently, from earlier in the night like Steve Davids and Bearded War Pig, who fought in the Jackpot Triple Threat match and Jack Cain and Phantom Panzer, who battled for the Television Title earlier in the night, duke it out. Then, of course, Micheal Graves and Thaddeus Duke are continuing their own rivalry with an exchange of fisticuffs in the corner. James Raven is the only one left, he stands off to the side away from all of the other battles going on. Madrox and Mezian are working Trax in the corner, trying to lift him up onto the top turnbuckle and push him out of the ring. Trax uses great resiliency and keeps a hold of the ropes, preventing them from doing any more work. Trax kicks Mezian across the head and pushes him away and sits on the turnbuckle pad, he grabs Madrox around the head and twists around from the top rope hitting a vicious tornado DDT! Maddy and Engy have Chasm trapped in a corner of their own, doing the same work that the team across the way was doing. Maddy is landing back hand chops to Chasm, while Engy is landing kicks to the midsection. Trax sees this going on and rushes across the ring, he turns Engy around and hits a Trap Silencer on him sending him over the top and to the floor! Elimination: Engy Maddy then directs his attention from Chasm in the corner to Trax in retribution of his partner's elimination! Raven has finally joined the party and is doing some work with BWP on the "King Slayer" Steve Davids! The two men work together for a moment and send Davids into the ropes, they looked to hoist him and to the outside, but Davids grabs the ropes before he can bounce back. He runs towards both men and sends them both down with a double clothesline! Duke and Graves are at a stalemate in their own battle across the ring, with neither one managing to gain an advantage. Panzer has the upper hand on Cain now, working him thoroughly in another corner. He tries picking Cain up, but the new Television Champion manages to fight him off. From the other side, Chasm rushes across the ring and nails Panzer with a drop kick sending the clown off balance. Cain spins around and clotheslines Panzer to the outside! Elimination: Phantom Panzer As Cain turn around, Chasm attempts the same thing but the move is dodged. Cain lifts Chasm up with a belly to back suplex and throws him behind him over the ropes and to the outside! Two straight eliminations for Jack Cain! Elimination: Chasm Maddy continues his battle with Trax, Mezian grabs Madrox and brings him to his feet and they attempt to pursue Trax again. They rush over and join the party that Maddy was holding and all stomp Trax until he's shoved UNDER the bottom rope and falls off the apron onto the floor. Mezian and Madrox then direct their attention to Maddy who can't fend off the attacks and gets buried in the corner. Duke and Graves continue their tour through pound town, one would gain the advantage for a hot minute before the other gets it back. After Davids took down Raven and BWP, he picked Raven up and grabbed him by the back of the head and throws him over the top rope!!! Raven holds onto it and swings around landing on the apron. Davids follows-up by trying to push Raven off with his boot, but BWP gains his feet and attacks Davids from behind with a stiff forearm to the back as Raven rolls back under the bottom rope to safety. Duke sees the mayhem across the ring with BWP and Davids and tosses him into the mess causing the three men to collide and hit the apron. He directs his attention to the mess on the other side with Maddy, Mezian, and Madrox. Mezian pulls Maddy out of the corner and holds him against the ropes while Madrox eyes him up. He rushes in and attempts a running/flying knee, but Maddy buries an elbow into Mezian's gut and manages to duck the knee at the last moment while pulling down the top rope eliminating Madrox! Elimination: Jody Madrox Maddy grabs his gut and as he looks up to BETTER THAN YOU from Thaddeus Duke!! Maddy springs up from the blow and bounces off the top rope to the outside! Elimination: Madison Dyson Duke then grabs Mezian and throws him towards the ropes on the opposite side, he goes to bounce off, but Trax appears on the apron and pulls the top rope down causing Mezian to fall to the outside!! Three very quick eliminations! Elimination: Mezian Trax wears his typical shit-eating grin as he steps through the middle rope and gives Duke a cocky nod from across the ring. The two men go to meet in the center of the ring, but Duke is stopped when Raven flies in out of nowhere with a flying heel kick that knocks Duke into the corner! Trax shrugs and looks around the ring and notices Jack Cain lingering behind him. He manages to duck a running clothesline from the new Television Champion and watches as he stops to face him... Trax attempts another Trap Silencer, but Cain ducks it and picks Trax up in the air from behind and slams him down to the mat with a German suplex! Trax rolls backwards and rests against the bottom rope. BWP has Davids tangled in the ropes right next to Cain. He rushes right over and assists BWP by lifting Davids the rest of the way and out of the ring! Elimination: Steve Davids Raven is going to work on Duke in the corner, Graves took the worst of the collision and is just getting back to his feet again and sees Trax just reaching his feet as well. He rushes over and tries to sneak behind him and lifts him halfway over the top rope. BWP gives Cain a helpful nod and shows his appreciation with a spinning back fist to the side of the head. Cain stumbles back and and is grabbed by BWP and sent over the ropes! Elimination: Jack Cain Graves is still fighting to push Trax over and out, BWP notices the struggle and rushes across the ring and attempts to maybe eliminate both men. Graves steps quickly out of the way in a hurry, dodging BWP's attack. BWP collides with Trax, but loses his balance and manages to eliminate Trax along with HIMSELF!!! Elimination: Trax and BWP Raven goes for a big right on Duke, but the kid squirts down beneath Raven's legs and just as Graves turns around, he walks right into Shell Shocked (RKO) from Thaddeus Duke as James Raven looks on, noticing the similarity to his own Flight of the Raven. Duke covers Graves!? 1... 2... 3! NEW XTREME CHAMPION: Thaddeus Duke! Duke gets back to his feet and lifts Graves to his. Duke backs him against the ropes, and grabs him by the legs. Raven hurries over to help, and the two dump Graves over and out. ELIMINATED: Micheal Graves Thaddeus stands, jacking his jaw at the deposed Graves. He turns.... SMACK! Right into FUCK YOU SHANK which is pretty much Duke's Better Than You. Duke flies up and over the top and out to the floor. RING 2 WINNER: James Raven