Cute story munchkin, but don't come at me casting stones and screaming "unoriginality" when you kicked this shit off with the same recycled South Park Canadian material I've been hearing since grade school. Maple leafs, hockey and moose jokes?! Hot damn, you overflowing fountain of creativity! How do you come up with these zingers?

I told you to see me when you got some tits. This time, go grow an imagination.

You want to talk about what's needed Dolly? How it's not necessary for you to come work me over because of how terrible I am? Well you pulled out your cookie cutter and handed me the same half baked insults the rest of the roster has, one might argue it wasn't needed for me to serve up anything better. Sorry you don't like my name, and I'm sorry I don't live up to your impossibly high expectations. Luckily I'm the only one who needs to be embarrassed about falling short of expectations. I didn't even know who the fuck you are.

Don't pretend you "came here in jest". You came here hoping to pick up another worthless title to add to your resume of worthless titles. Now, you want to back away casually because you realized this tree was the wrong one and there's an easier fight and cheaper glory lurking wherever Jody Madrox is. Do yourself a favour, win something that matters and keep your distance from me.

Adios yourself, puta.