Wow, I said it initially in jest, but you really are fucking terrible.

Jokes on puberty and pederasty? Am I really the underage one here?

Or have you always been secretly a little boy who enjoys fondling his own asshole on the inside while scrolling through Ryan Reynolds photos on Google?

Listen, I could give a fuck less about you or this title you inept taint stain. I was told that James Raven was something to be excited about, redundant bird name and all, something that was like breathtaking and awesome or whatever.

You're not... not by a goddamn longshot. Just look at you! You're the epitome of "done-to-death" generic fucking bullshit. For Christ fucking sakes, once again, YOUR NAME IS RAVEN. BAAWWWK! BAWWWWK!

Dude, if needed, I'd fucking work you over. But it isn't needed. You're having a pleasant enough time doing that yourself. Adiós you boring fuck.