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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-03-2017)

WRESTLER'S STATS

In-Ring Name: Charon

Wrestler Date of Birth: Information Unavailable

Height: 6'2

Weight: 235 lbs

Hometown: Anywhere the Mississippi flows.

Personality: Lowlife transient and all around weird cunt. Not particularly intelligent but possesses a low cunning.

Alignment (heel/face/tweener): Heel

Looks Description: Like an old biker on meth.

Ethnicity: Ambiguous

Pic Base: Frank Silva (as BOB in Twin Peaks)

WRESTLING STATS

Strengths: Absolutely insane.

Weaknesses: Absolutely insane.

Entrance Theme Music: Death Grips - You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat

Special Entrance (if any): The sound of glass breaking echoes throughout the arena as the lights cut to black like someone forgot to pay the electricity bill. A shrill noise comes over the speaker next, sending the crowd into a frenzy of annoyed booing.

"IT'S SO FUCKIN' DARK IN HERE.
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE.
I DIE IN THE PROCESS.
YOU DIE IN THE PROCESS.
KETTLE DRUM ROLL HARD SHIT.
FUCK I SAID FUCKER DON'T START SHIT."

The beat drops after MC Ride's outburst and the lights come back on for a split second before cutting out again. The lights continue flickering to the beat as smoke billows from some unknown source and fills the arena. Charon, clad in a dirty, bloodstained denim jacket, tattered camouflage cargo pants, and old Doc Martens, stomps down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and rips the jacket off like a rabid animal before tossing it under one of the turnbuckles.

5 or More Commonly Used, Standard Moves:

Eye Gouges
Facial Claw
Biting
Lots of Suplex Variations
Sleeper Hold
Ankle Lock (with leg scissors)
Small Joint Manipulation
Repeated stomps to a downed opponent's hand/fingers
Stiff forearm strikes
Headbutt
Hair-pulling (if applicable)

Trademark Move: Practical Castration
Description: Not one move, but a collection of them. Attacking the groin is one of Charon's most tried and true methods of dispatching a foe so he'll do it early and often.

Trademark Move: Heads Up!
Description: Charon hits the ropes before delivering a sprinting soccerball kick to the head of an opponent on all fours.

Finishing Move: The Big Sleep
Description: Spinal Lock, also known as the Twister lock.

Favorite Hardcore Attacks/Spots: No favorites, Charon loves all hardcore attacks equally!

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