Since the day I walked out of Vinny Lane's office with the ink still wet on my new XWF contract, people in the halls have whispered the name "Cadryn Tiberius" to me as if it's one to be feared. The name "Cadryn Tiberius" echoed in my head with the same weight of the truly elite.

"He's a double champion" they had told me.

"He's beaten the Legends" they had exclaimed.

Then I found out this Brokeback Bitch beat Barney Green and thinks that means something for his legacy, and the two title belts he holds along with a $1.09 will get you something off the McDonalds dollar menu. Cadryn, I did some research on your Achey Brakey Ass and I'd be lying if I said I was impressed. Let's move past the fact that your name sounds like a rejected Star Trek character, the fact that you're an ITALIAN. COWBOY. FROM WEST VIRGINIA. which makes about as much sense as the promos you release each week. Let's forget the mullet, and the hunk of food in your teeth in those promotional banners all over the XWF website. Let's ignore the fact that you need to have Jesus Take the Wheel and drive you to the gym for some overtime, because your emmaciated ass is allowing your AIDS to show again, and let's even look past the fact that you claim to be 31 but look every bit of 55 you shot-out, dehydrated, sleep deprived relic...

Let's look past ALL of that, as hard as it may be to do, and let me ask you a question; do you really want to be respected around here? Do you really want to be a name that means something to the new guys coming in? Well, maybe... just maybe... you should kick the fuck out when Jody Madrox pins you for the Heavy Metalweight belt. Double Champion is the only thing you had going for you dummy, and now you're about to be beltless. I can't speak for Jody, but I can promise you that you're not getting this one back.

Find a plan B, Cadryn. Take the 'L', get one last look at your belt, and kick rocks. I promise you that opening your mouth and coming back for me wont end well. This was a warning shot. This was me pinning you...

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Don't make me deliver a knockout blow.
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