That kinda hurt...


NOW I GOTTA CHANGE MY TIGHTS AGAIN!


Piece of shit?

Child loving mother fucker?

Masked pervert?


WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!



The first time we met, what did you say? You said that you weren't going to judge me! Now, what in the fuck did you JUST DO!?! You talk about me supposedly lying through my teeth? Yet you go and lay the foundation to a budding friendship with me based off a lie! It's no wonder your skunk ass is eating day old bread out of the Piggly Wiggly dumpster! You really think you gonna bust my mouth? I'd love to kick you in yours, but what should I do anything to improve your ugly mug? Instead, you try and come at me again, the only thing getting busted is my nut in that meth riddled gap of yours! And how exactly does a homeless addict try and tell me that he don't represent shit!?! You are the fucking definition of shit! No, not because you're homeless, but because you're a two-faced meth addicted fuck that would rather feed his addiction than try to be a man and fix his fucking life. Yet suddenly this nutless nutcase thinks he has the balls to come and take the Federweight title from me? You've already admitted that you ain't got shit to offer! Sure you were talking about women, but I think it's obvious that with you, that comment is FAR more reaching! You just had your ass kicked by Reeve Gordon and Jenny Myst, a demon that spends the blunt of its time looking like a tranny bitch, and a bitch that spends way too much money tryin to look like a woman...







Oh shit! ...sorry Jenny.

Anyway!

FUCK! I'm actually starting to learn how to speak fluent ! You assholes been to leave me the fuck alone! I'm the goddamned superstar of the month! Do I look like I need to be dealing with fucking underachieving meth heads and copyright infringing assholes? I should be in that ring taking the XWF by storm and sharing Hi-Ci Coolers with my Dolly Doll, not having to exchange pleasantries with a man that hasn't washed his ass since Bush was in office! I gave your ass $500 xbux! Why don't you take that money and go buy a Big Mac? Leave my ass alone! Oh wait, I see what it is now. You done blown that wad on smack, now you comin' at me tryin' to earn that title bonus so you can getcha a refill, right? I'll tell you what, how about you fuck off with Cadryn and I'll give you two Advil and a piece of Wriggles?

"Better on the floor than in a whore"? Dude, you're the Goddamned poster child for abortions! Shit, I'm actually convinced that you must have been constructed out o the leftovers of an abortion clinic! Next time you step to me, take a shower first, cocksucker!