*I guess Milton Bradley didn't close that back door after all huh?*

Micheal is seen sitting at his computer desk wearing a Ghostbusters onesie and sipping on an Ecto One Hi-Ci cooler. He is mezmorized by the "vintage" pictures of Dolly Waters that he managed to dig up of his soon to be girlfriend. Suddenly a notification icon appears at the top of his screen. Seems that somebody is talking about him, Dolly, AX3, or Toddlers in Tiaras. Micheal clicks the notification and is taken directly to some poorly produced garbage from skinny Mario. Micheal forces himself to sit through the agonizingly boring monolog from this wack ass wop. Once the video is over Micheal calmly sits down his Hi-Ci and stares blankly into his webcam.

...




You know...



*Sigh*





I can't even right now...







I'm just trying to sit here and enjoy some Slimmer juice while I work on slimming up one if my tube socks. I was almost there to...





Then goofy fuckin' not fat Mario pops up on my screen and...





Are you even serious right now?




Like for real... This is a joke right?




Maybe I just don't understand.






I've already made it clear that I don't actually speak , right? Though I am getting a little familiar with the language with all the tardos running around with my name in they mouth! So I've noticed that you and fat Mario keep desperately trying to get that lame catchphrase over. "The Game Has Changed". You're damn right it's changed, cause Mario used to be cool! Now you two ain't nothing but a couple of greesey wanna be gombahs tryin' they damndest to convince a little girl how hard hard they are...


Hey!


We have something in common!



That being said... Make no mistake, Dolly Waters is MY WOMAN! If you two sick pedofreaks keep trying to fuck with her, you gonna end up getting fuck by me!


Capeesh!?

Micheal clicks off his webcam and goes back to Dolly creeping and sipping Hi-Ci.