Ridin' Dirty hits The Speakers in the XWF Arena as the neighborhood "Problem" solver Luigi rolls out in a money green colored custom whip with white circle and a green L in front of a fireball

He steps out ad hi-fives the crowd before getting in the ring
"Yo, Dolly Waters....allow me to introduce myself....

I'm Luigi... Brother of Mario and also known as the neighborhood "problem solver"
and if I'm to understand right you got a problem dealing with a sicko pervert named Michael Graves yeah?

Well hear me out okay? you may be the princess of extreme I'm all too positive you could snap his neck without batting an eyelash don't think I'm trying to butter you up or nothing like that but you've been in a match with my brother and saw for yourself he means business when he tells you that the game has changed he's right this is the real world he and I are living in if you cant stand the heat ya get outta the kitchen if ya cant handle life here ya go take a gun load up and go kill yourself its that simple!

You saw for yourself he wont go down easy not without a good long hard fight to the finish I'm the same way too and with the number of problems you been dealing with recently from that puke Thaddeus Duke stealing your gold to your BIG Michael Graves issue as of recent I'd wager the time is right that you should hire a 'problem' solver and that would be me to help you in dealing with your troubles of late.

I'm ready willing and able to get my hands bloody to solve people's problems I'm never afraid to fight ad above all I am EFFECTIVE in getting the job done "BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!"

So please, take it into consideration that a problem like yours may just take the power of a good and effective veteran "plus one" to deal with and I'm offering my services free of charge.
think it over...it'll help! *mic drop*

"ridin' dirty hits as he exits the ring to head to the back in his ride.

This ain't no game!