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Imperial · (04-27-2017)

The scene cuts into Micheal Graves walking through some mall in some unknown town. He is recording this video via a selfie stick, much like Dolly Waters sometimes does. Graves is wearing his new found mask that hides the deformities that Dolly Waters inflicted upon him, but more surprisingly, Graves is also wearing the ill-fitting pink Hello Kitty t-shirt that Dolly Waters had loaned him a few weeks ago during their shopping trip.

"Doooolly! I know that I said that the only reason that I got close to you, to begin with, was because I wanted to lure you in and get a shot at that title, and it was true. IT WAS true! Then... Warfare... You beat the ever loving shit out of me girl! For a moment, I literally thought that I was dead, but I wasn't dead! No, in fact, I felt more alive than I've ever felt before, and it's ALL THANKS TO YOU DOLLY! It was right then and there that I realized... I love you... no...

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!

Please, Dolly, say that you feel the same way about me! I know that the age difference is a little weird, but age is just a number, and I don't count so good anymore anyway! Besides, Jerry Lee Louis married his 13-year-old cousin, and we aren't cousins, so totally not as weird! Although, even if we were cousins, I still wouldn't care! I'm so madly in love with you, that you could grow a penis tomorrow, and I would accept the fact that I was suddenly gay! Please Dolly, please say that you'll give us a chance! I've never met a woman that has managed to captivate me the way that you have. I need you in my life Dolly, and I will have you, one way or the other!"

Suddenly and abruptly the feed cuts out.

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