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Juni The Mutated Jap · (02-28-2018)

Danny Lome: No need for introductions from me, sir. I'm but a mere peasant in the shadow of your glowing gayness- excuse me- greatness.

So please allow me to build your ego for a briefy. I've heard it through the grapevine that you're the king of this trash talking business around here, so I figured fuck it! I'll get my Willie wet while my smoking hot wife prepares to hurt some feelings, maybe we can pick up some pointers along the way.

I'm not sure if you've noticed yet, but you're literally all over the XWF. There's a gigantic picture of your head as soon as you open your stadium program, looks like you're taking a spiked, maybe even radioactive cock up the ass.

You ever had radio active dick?

Didn't think so.

I have.

And I still do.

Hurts like you wouldn't fucking believe!

Hurts like looking at that incredibly sexual picture of you on your profile thingy. Not sure if that's because it gives me a boner... but whatever. Some men are so beautiful they just have that affect on me.

Just take Juni for instance.

Watashi wa suu Dikku o shitai

Danny Lome: Did you know she was born with both? She forwent the cock at a young age- says it was too large and weighing her down. Right call if you ask me. But she took a real liking to you Clypso.

She tells me you have a face that has douchey

and community theater performer written all over it.

And your eyes she says...

What did you say, babe?

Me no meinu

Danny Lome: Ah yes!

Bitch in the eyes she says.

That's a linkage for her liking of the canine species.

I have to feed her at least three live chihuahuas everyday to satisfy her hunger.

I believe you two would get a long real well! She doesn't bathe regularly either. Clean water burns her skin. We have to go to the raw sewage waste dump.

Right now she's looking at you wondering if your vagina is tight enough to satisfy her craving for the tender fleshed. She's wondering just how far you'd go with her. Would you harm her? Intentionally? In way that she would enjoy it? Is your cock growing as I ask you these questions?

Just look at her.

Just like her profile picture.

Licking her lips.

Oh! Actually the XWF had to take the picture down because it was so seductive. Random fan boys, production crew members and wrestlers alike would succumb to her beauty. They'd wonder into her dressing room and proceed to be eaten alive.

Watashi wa shiroi nigā no kokoro ga hoshī

Danny Lome: She wants to do the Calypso my gap tooth friend.

Oblige her!

Juni kicks Calypso in the head and covers him...

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