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JimCaedus · **04-05-2017, 08:14 PM**

I nail Cal in the brown eye with a rabbit punch from the prone position and shove him/kick out with a well placed foot on his ass. For the second time he's sent rocketing into the upturned garbage cans, this time face first where he crumbles to the pavement with his ass in the air like a begging slut. I pop up, frantically brushing at my shirt while the 8 violinists now point and laugh cruelly at Cal before departing.

"Goddammit, if you got any ugly on me I'll kill you right here and now numbnuts!

You know, you sure don't make a whole lotta sense with all the argumentative gas you're tootin' outta that undoubtedly better lookin' than your face musky puckered bunghole. I'm trying to make people feel sorry for me? Gee it must be workin', I feel the pity in the air even now as I have your gappy nipplehead callin' me a dick for trying to sustain a career, poking fun at me for not enjoying the good life like your spoiled bitch ass apparently did. I'm so sorry my unfortunate history doesn't conveniently gel with your horseshit point of attack, Cal and...forgive me for not wanting to be a loser like you sitting at home collecting checks and waiting for the next success story to try and sabotage. You call me a dick while you're comin' off like an envious, butthurt troll who's been on the XWF roster since 2014 yet hasn't done jack shit to make a name for himself in that time beyond a SINGLE ring win and four Federweight Title reigns. Take MY advice, asshole: instead of hating on those who _do_, take your do-_nothing_ lazy limpdick the fuck away from me and put some effort into your own career before you criticize me for mine.

I'm not apologizing for having 'more success in a short stint than most dudes have had in years' of performing. If those 'dudes' you're referencing were putting in half the effort I do they'd have _multiple times_ the success I've had by now instead of basically _nothing_ to show for it like you. You can't blame me for the shortcomings of others, all you can do is TRY to look yourself in the mirror and own up to your own lack of dedication and drive, dickhead, before you inevitably begin weeping over the fact that your face can force a stone statue to flinch and make a mute scream bloody murder.

Ain't nobody throwin' a pity party here but YOU, Cal. 'Waaaaaaaah, you make me look like the fucking loser I am! You make my rubber girlfriend nag me about why I can't be more like Jim Caedus and make somethin' of myself!'. I know, I know...that ain't true...your rubber women ain't naggin' you they've all been reduced to puddles of liquid after a single gaze from your hideously grody grinnin' gap-tooth gape melted 'em down like the ark of the fuckin' covenant. See there, you CAN kill after all, now keep practicing on inanimate and inflatable objects before you ever try stepping to me again you pathetic piece o' shit.

Yes Cal, I missed the dozen, the 12, years of schooling following 2nd grade. I missed years 13 and 14. Fucking

.

Makes a lotta sense judging me then crying about bein' judged. Double standard dipshit dumbass."

I wander over, clap my hands and outta thin air my pals Graves and Main in Ax3 appear. In tandem we unzip and unleash a trio stream of Pissin ExcellencE upon Cal Ypso. Ancillary animated Simpsons character Nelson Muntz wanders by to point and offer a 'ha haaa' cherry on top.

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