-The second Podcast is posted online of the XWF's new Hollywood couple on the scene, Payne and Joy-


Payne: Welcome all to the Payne and Joy podcast. I am Hunter Payne. And this beauty next to me, is my manager Joy Giovanni.


Joy: Hello everyone.


Payne: So I'd like to start my podcast out with a joke... So lets talk about that Canadian Matt Lennox. Hahahaha! Is that is name? Did I get it right?


Joy: Hold on, let me check my research notes....... Yep, Matt Lennox. Known for being uninteresting and... -Joy flips the page- Canadian.


Payne: That sounds about... I mean.. aboot right. I saw that he has a bodyguard now... and he started a, get this, "a club". Hahahahaha! Ok, first off, I can't take a Canadian and his Ape seriously. But I especially can't take them seriously when they're in a 'club'. I mean I don't know if that sounds good in Canada, But where I come from a club is either a bar, or a group of young boys going to build a treehouse together. Second, I noticed you just decided to get a tarzan ape manager out of the clear blue sky when you saw that the beautiful Joy would be accompanying me, So it begs the question, are you that intimidated by a woman? or Did you say 'hey if he gets to bring his girlfriend, I should bring my boyfriend.'?... "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"


Joy: Hahaha, a Seinfeld reference! I love it.


Payne: And, you mentioned me joining your club to your boyfriend Ape. Listen, I don't know what your club does. But I sure as hell don't want anything to do with it! Ewww! But you did mention something to me that was so shocking! I had to Google it myself to make sure you weren't fucking with me.... Hey Joy? Did you know Canada actually has an army?!! When I heard Lennox say that I was like "Shut up, no you fucking don't", but sure enough they do. Because Google says so.


Joy: But I can't imagine them being very tough... or active... or manly.


Payne: Hahahaha! You know, you guys here got it all wrong. Joy isn't just my manager because shes hot. Believe it or not, I love her attitude, This kitten has fucking claws. Normally I'd say something gentlemen-like, something like "Don't talk about her like that!" But she stands up for herself! The floor is all yours Joy.


Joy: Ok, I knew coming into XWF that losers would be coming on to me. Steve Sayors was the first. But it was fine, because I'm used to getting nerds like him asking for my autograph and stories that they still have my WWE Diva's action figure in mint condition. And I mean it's creepy but whatever, that's what nerds do. But then, I get those nerds in disguise like Matt Lennox. He said "The things I would do to her"... Like what Matthew? Show me your Moose-Head collection or how good you are at building treehouses in your little club? I don't like nerds or Canadians, So what makes you think I'd like a Canadian Nerd Mr. Lennox? I do know one thing you end up doing to me though... putting me to sleep. After listening to you talk about.... You know what that is what so funny about it... It's like I'm listening to the babble coming out of your mouth but none of it is important enough to remember. Hey, Hunter I just thought of a new torture device. Forget the water-boarding. Just force them listen to a Lennox promo and that will make them want to jump off a bridge."Oh no! not another Lennox video! I'll talk! You monsters!" Nobody should have to endure the torture of hearing Lennox talking! And as for your guard if he wants to hit me, I say try it. With that long Tarzan ape hair like that I'd say it's a pretty fair fight. You think I'm scared of a ugly baboon? Then you are out of your mind. And you know what else!....


Payne: JOY!!!! That's enough! damn! I said you have claws, not a fucking machete! You kind of made me feel sorry for the poor Canadian and his pet Tarzan ape. I think we should change the subject. But I don't know who else to talk about?


Joy: Well, how about that old guy, the old Falcon guy?


Payne: That's the thing, I think he saw my last promo about his old age and died. As sad as it is to say. I haven't heard anything from the old guy. I kinda miss him. Or maybe... "HE'S FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP!" Hahaha I should get him a that life-alert necklace for his birthday? You know what they say, you only turn 2035 once.


Joy: What about the spaceman?


Payne: Mr. Radio? He is in his own world Joy. Literately! Is own fucking world, I think he's losing it. Poor guy... uhh robot.. I mean alien.... You know what I really don't know what the hell he is.


Joy: Ummm what about your partners?


Payne: Partners??? I have partners?!!


Joy: Yeah, it says you have two partners.


Payne: Since when?! Wait... If I have partners then where in the hell are they?!!!


Joy: I don't know, but you have them.


Payne: That's a trip. I seriously thought it was going to be me by myself versus a sissy Canadian, with his tarzan eating banana's in his cage at ringside. and a crazy fucking alien-robot-dog-man-bear-pig talking about space-war stories to himself in the corner. All the meanwhile, the old guy is using his walker trying to get the ring and then BAM! he falls then he says "HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!


Joy: Wow!


Payne: Yeah! and the meanwhile we got a clusterfuck of apes, psycho aliens, and old people. WHAM! Payneful Bottom to the sissy Canadian for the 1...2...3!! Haha Hey, You know it's sad when the only person that's trying to win the match for your team is a boring Canadian.


Joy: You what else is sad? That pathetic effort he is going to bring Saturday? That's the boring, sissy, loser Canadian actually trying!


Payne: Oh shit. You really tore him a new one in this Podcast Joy.


Joy: Like you said so elegantly earlier, his Kitten has claws.


Payne: Ok, I think that's enough for this podcast. Thank you, you great XWF fan for tuning in. Until next time. This is Hunter Payne, and she is Joy Giovanni. And this was the Payne and Joy Podcast.


Joy: Payne and Joy out! ;)


-Podcast ends-