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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · (03-03-2017)

God is applauding.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Jim Caedus, congratulations on finally making it after 21 years, and my sincere apologies for not crossing paths with you and making that happen sooner. My manager told me three things about you, that you were a gay rapist, that you were homeless, and that you stunk, but you proved that not all homeless people stink. Whatever you did, I'm not curious enough to probe your mind and see for myself, but whatever you did, whether it was showering, simply applying deodorant, maybe you douched because you got a date tonight, or just brushed your teeth. I hope the homeless veterans start doing what you do.

God stopped clapping at some point. He has absolutely no problem saying that at all despite almost being choked unconscious.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: This was a great main event, way better than when I had to carry that monkey Trax to a barn burner. Thank you for the opportunity. Thank you XWF for continuing to run without me. Thank you for letting me be apart of this tournament. Jim, I'm sorry for having to unleash NOCMM on you. The next time we meet, if it'll be Lethal Lottery V or June of 2028, I will be the one to cut promos against you and it'll be my honor. I hope by then you grow out of being a

, then it'll be more of a challenge to think of owns. You were the star of this month, not Peter, not Trax, not Ghost Tank, not Dr. D'Ville, and definitely not Chris Chaos. If you keep going and keep not smelling too bad you'll go places. Make that nothing belt into a top title. If anyone can do it then it's you.

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