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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · (02-18-2017)

What's a matter with the mask he's wearing?
Can't he tell that it's pretty lame?
So many

rookies tryin' to be Deadpool
Well they all start to sound the same

So he tried to change his promo style
"I'll run with his own and be Deadpool for awhile"
Met a fat fan at a shop
Broke the 4th wall non-stop
You're still Rookiepool to me

NOCMM: It's already #1 on Old Skool iTunes.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Wow! That's very cool NOCMM!

NOCMM: I know, right! I thought diss tracks were only popular with monkeys, but it turns out the old skool fans like diss tracks too if they're made by someone with class and stature, with a reputation for owning people into silence.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: So this is a song about......?

NOCMM: It's about Trax's tag team partner last time, you're facing him again on the next Warfare.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Oh right, I already forgot about him. You know how it goes. Rookies. He's the bigger plagiarizing good for nothing thief, right?

NOCMM: Honestly it was a toss-up between him and Trax, however this time he's for sure the bigger plagiarizing good for nothing thief. If Jim Caedus was ripping someone off he could probably afford to not look homeless.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 has no reaction.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: That was probably a mega-own but again, rookies so they can't land. I have no frame of reference.

NOCMM: I know but this is being filmed for the old skool fans so I thought I'd throw them a bone, you know? The old skool fans can see how homeless he looks even though you can't.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: I hope he doesn't stink.

NOCMM: Homeless people always stink. Maybe you could plug your nose with magic or something? Do you need your nose to wrestle?

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Not really, I could use my nose to smell his punches coming, but it's not really necessary because dodging a punch or getting hit with one does no difference to me.

NOCMM: That's true.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: I got to go do God stuff, like make menstrual cycles link together and shit like that. Good luck on your singing career.

NOCMM: I'll probably get some unsolicited feedback from your opponents and your tag partner, but I have a special own planned for that occasion, so I will need luck.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: You'll have to hope they miss that. Now that they know you've trapped them they won't fall into it.

NOCMM: Maybe that's what I'm counting on.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Mind games?

NOCMM: Not falling into my trap is also a trap.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 uses magic to know exactly what NOCMM is thinking.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Shit, that's good. You got them. Later!

NOCMM: Bye!

NOCMM hangs up then he gasses a room full of monkeys as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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