-A video in the distance is showing Hunter Payne rushing to his locker room after his match, wanting to confront his stalker, As the Steve Sayor and the camera approach him, Hunter Payne slams the locker room door without even noticing them-

Sayors: Steve Sayors here, and I will attempt to have a follow-up interview with Hunter Payne, as soon as he comes out that door. You won't want to miss it!

-Camera fades-

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-More than an hour passes as Steve Sayors and the cameraman are sitting and chatting waiting for Hunter Payne to come out of the locker room-

Sayors: So I'm just saying they have done it for past for wrestling interviewers. Why not me?!

Cameraman: ESPN will never hire you Steve...

Sayors: And why not? I mean look at me? I have athlete written all over me. I'd....

-The locker room door quickly opens just enough for Hunter Payne to come out-

Payne: What the hell is going on out here?!

-Sayors and the cameraman quickly stand-up-

Sayors: Mr. Payne I was wondering if I can get your thoughts on a successful first night in the XWF?

Payne: I went out there and did exactly what I said I was gonna do. I Beat Hawk and Danger, made an great debut, and entertained the great fans of Brazil!

Sayers: Anything to say to your partner, and one of your opponents Saturday Mr. Radio?

Payne: Yes, next we are going after the Tag Team Championships... Just kidding. Mr. Spaceman I hope your looking forward to losing to same man who was responsible for your win tonight.

Sayors: And have you seen what you other opponents have said about that huge 6 man tag match?

Payne: Yeah I have, That really really old guy thinks I'm boring, and called himself the Jesus Christ of Wrestling... Listen grandpa, just because you went to school with Jesus, that doesn't mean you can compare yourself to him. And as bad as I feel for you at your old age, I feel even worse for your nurse that had to guide you through what match your having Saturday. I mean you think that's the only time she has to do that? With his Alzheimers? She probably has to have that same conversation with him 6 to 7 times a day. And I love how he had to end the promo early because she had to change his diaper, What gold did you think they were talking about Sayors? They were talking about what was in his depends at the time. Oh, then there's that Canadian Aye, said something aboot...... losing? I guess, I don't know I totally lost interest to be honest. But I guess being Canadian is the best thing you got going for you, cause it sure is hell isn't your wrestling ability or your talking skills, Aye.

Sayors: Wow, and your partners?

Payne: I haven't really heard anything from them at all. All I know is they better show up Saturday! Otherwise, What kind of card that would be? Hunter Payne vs The Circus Act! In one Corner The future of this company Hunter Payne! And in this corner some old Falcon guy, The only Canadian we could find, And a Spaceman! What a one sided match in favor of Hunter Payne!

Sayors: It would be interesting to see for sure. Now on to another issue you've been having; your stalker, did she show up?

Payne: Haha, as a matter a fact she did....

Sayors: And?..

Payne: And... as it turns out, I really do need a manager here.

Sayors: Really? So you changed your mind about her?

Payne: Well we "talked" and it was a "hard" negotiation, But Hunter Payne now has a somebody that's going to take me to the top, faster than ever! And shes actually right behind this door.

Sayors: Well, Who is it?

Payne: You wanna know?

Sayors: Yes.

Payne: You REALLY wanna know? How about the people here in Brazil? Would you guys like to know?!

Sayors: Yes!

-Hunter Payne opens the door slightly but stops-

Payne: Are you sure?!

Sayors: Yes! Open the door!

Payne: Calm down Sayors. No wonder why ESPN isn't interested in you...

Ok...




without further adieu...




My new manager...





The hottest female ever...




And will be a Joy for fans to see every week here in the XWF....





I present to you...








JOY GIOVANNI!!!

-The door opens and out comes the former WWE Diva, posing for the camera for a few seconds-




Sayors: WOW! Well... uhhh... Let me be the second wrestler to welcome you aboard to the XWF!

-Sayors muscles patheticly tighten up as he trys his hardest to look stronger to impress Joy Giovanni-

Payne and Joy (at the same time): Wrestler?!

Sayors: Yeah, I'm on the roster aren't I?... I just haven't debuted yet.

Payne: Hahahahaha! Is that right? Then why don't you have your debut against me?

-Payne gives Sayors an intimitating glance, and Sayors gets scared and backs down-

Sayors: I'm Sorry, I misspoke. But welcome aboard. You don't look like the stalker type? I mean your beautiful.

Joy: Awww thank you. I don't know, I guess Hunter just brings that out of me.

Payne: You know what else bring?

Joy: The Payne!

Sayors: So, what do you bring Joy?

Joy: You just said it. I bring Joy to my 'client' Mr. Hunter Payne. Unfortunately where I bring Joy to him. He brings Payne to everyone else.

Payne: Joy, why don't you tell the fans along with Mr.ESPN over here a little about yourself.

Joy: well my name is Joy Giovanni, I currently reside is Los Angeles. Something me and Hunter have in common. I've also had film roles. Much like Mr. Payne as well. let's see, I was in the WWE 2004 Diva Search. I was the only Diva in history to win WWE rookie diva of the year. When I first saw Hunter Payne it was an online video of a match he had in his old company. After that I was an instant fan. Then I heard he quit the wrestling business. I was disappointed such a talent wouldn't be wrestling anymore. But when I heard he returned, I knew I had to get his attention this time. But I couldn't just walk up to him. I mean look at him. He has to reject beautiful women everyday. So I know I had to not only get in his head but also in the head of every XWF viewer. And it worked. Not only was I constantly on Hunter Payne's mind. But I undoubtably had the second most anticipated television debut in XWF. Only second to the star standing next to me.

Payne: That's right. And out of all the up and coming superstars here. I'm the Star that shines the brightest. That's why Paul Heyman was so eager to sign me to the Monday Night Madness roster. That's why Archie Lawson was so eager to have me compete on his first show as GM. And that's why Joy Giovanni is so eager to be my manager. They see it. These great XWF fan see it. Even my opponents see it, Hence the reason I am undefeated.

Sayors: You were in one match!

Payne: And won that one match, making me undefeated.

Joy: O! M! G! Would you like to know something Mr. Sayors?

Sayors: Yes?

Joy: If you thought Hunter Payne looked impressive in his debut, now with this new collaboration of Payne and Joy, this company, and the losers that occupy it will be getting an X-tremely Payneful awakening. -Joy Smiles- I promise...

Payne: Payne and Joy is an oxymoron. For the Idiots that didn't catch it.

Joy: Payne and Joy out. ;)

-Payne and Joy walk off camera, as Sayors stares at Joy's backside as they leave, then the camera fades out-