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Bobby Blackcoat · (02-13-2017)

Bobby Blackcoat is seen wearing his trademark black coat with a smug look on his face. He approaches a wood podium.

Bobby Blackcoat: Never before has the default response been more applicable...

Good evening.

We've received many e-mails, text messages, and phone calls at Blackcoat Enterprises. The world is wondering about updates on my career and the future of Blackcoat Enterprises and our working relationship with the XWF.

Revelations of details on the case have been sparse in recent weeks, due in part to the XWF's log jam of booking, and their subsequent failure to announce my debut bout. Yes, we expect the announcement of this match to be made before the entire card is revealed. And we have a breaking headline for you here:

We fully expect that very soon the XWF will publicly announce Warfare: Blackcoat vs. Shade, featuring the first-ever debut match in the main event. An event that will inspire dreamers to chase their wishes, even if it's to the main event of XWF Warfare. We have compromised in that Shade will be the A-side of the match, given his history with XWF and the fact that this will be a return bout for him as well. A great day for his fans, indeed.

However, it has been revealed that the XWF is blatantly, and purposefully delaying the announcement of this match in order to hurt sales of the event. That way, when attendance is low, they will blame myself and Blackcoat enterprises. Let me be clear with the public, and thus the XWF officials: the sooner you announce this monumental main event, the sooner the hype train wheels will be set into motion. Heed my call.

While it has appeared as though I have not made many public statements recently, beneath the surface my team and I have launched a full-blown investigation into the history of Shade. Many, many details on his history and the controversial path of his career here in XWF will be revealed to you all. Very serious accusations will be made, and we believe they will hold up in front of you. Further details on this case will be made as soon as this historic match is announced.

We will also announce another unrelated lawsuit in relation to the XWF. And this is an exclusive announcement:

My next suit filed will be revealed immediately following my first match.

Filing of the suit at any point prior will muddy the waters. So let us proceed accordingly. I insist that the corporate guys and ladies of the XWF hear my words clearly. The XWF is in for major changes soon, and those changes are directly hinging upon the announcement of Bobby Blackcoat's debut match.

Now that those statements are out of the way, I would like to address a more personal issue between myself and the XWF. We have recently heard from a woman hired in response to my actions, her name is Jane

. Let me be clear: the existence of your job in this company is the result of my actions.

For that, you are welcome. And I hope this point will not be lost on other performers and employees of XWF, that your voices CAN be heard, with courage. As I said, major changes are coming to the XWF and they have already begun. The development of the HR department is something that fans will remember me for in the future, and I will do my best to work with the department to live up to the expectations of myself and others.

Ms.

, so far you are doing a great job. I appreciate your direct response, and I look forward to your positive influence on the company in the future. There are many performers here who need help understanding the confines of what is appropriate for the growth of our audience, in a positive and respectful manner. I look forward to your future responses to people such... Unknown Soldier, Jim Caedus, or the bizarre ordeals of Oswald the Broken man.

"Deeply troubling" is an appropriate verbage for our situation, and I appreciate the intent of your statement. However, I would like to hereby publicly refuse to participate in the Federweight championship scramble unless a few issues are addressed. We must provide appropriate content, and create an atmosphere that will allow everyone express themselves freely. We must not bully or terrorize those of us with difficulties into not speaking. We must not allow racist, sexist, KKK, or anti-gay fascism. That being said. Blackcoat Enterprises are currently working on a deal for myself to in fact join the proceedings, with certain caveats in my particular contract.

First, should any of the demands in said contract be disregarded or blatantly "broken", as it were, I would be automatically awarded the championship, and cleared from defense for a given amount of time, depending on the offense of my opposition. Further terms are elaborated upon in the documents faxed to your office from my team.

Should we make some kind of headway on this initial demand, THEN and only then might myself or my team to appear before your desk.

Thank you for your efforts and welcome to our problematic family. I wish you luck and should any issues arise, I will be on-hand to assist in proper implementation of the newly formed XWF HR department.

Thank you.

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